Nerazzurro Down Under

[Fitzy]

Test cricket leaves 20-20 for dead.

 

[Universe]

Woke up at 6:45AM to watch the match after sleeping just 3 hours, heavily contemplated calling in sick for work, didn't. Started work 15 minutes late but no one noticed because I'm working from home. Contemplated taking a half day and ending work at lunch, didn't. Now it's 3:35PM and I've only got an hour and a half and I'm still contemplating clocking off "early". My will to work today is as resolute as our courageous home approach against a 10 man opponent.

I quit smoking in February. I was impressed at my own ability to gradually but sharply cut down to just 1 cigarette per day before quitting entirely. I have since smoked probably just 3 or 4 cigarettes, all of those taking place on the 3 or 4 times I met a particular friend this year. Naturally, due to the PLANdemic, I wasn't able to meet as many friends of mine as regularly as I would have normally, but this probably helped me stave off the habit. Anyway I bought a pack last Thursday because I had nothing to do, polished them off nicely, first time buying and smoking regularly since Feb. Amazing feeling. Did you know a 20 pack of Marlboro's is literally $42? That's a fucking war crime.

I finished the pack over the weekend and haven't smoked since but I suspect my weariness today is loosely related to my sudden quitting. Loose like a sloppy vag.

 

[Javier'sSon]

Fitzy do something about your boyfriend and do not let him fuckin smoke. If anything I, selfishly, just want to read his posts for as long as possible.


I quit smoking for around 6 months this year, finally got employed a couple of months back and went straight back to that bitch. Fuckin hate myself. And the sad thing is that smoking actually helps a lot at work, taking mini-breaks (smokers have an easier time not sitting at their desks vs non-smokers, take that healthy cunts), socializing with people from other departments, and relives a bit of stress that you would inevitably feel from work.

 

[Fitzy]

How good is it when you flick the toilet seat up and it taps on the cistern like the opening drum fill from Land Down Under.

 

[Universe]

How good is it when you flick the toilet seat up and it taps on the cistern like the opening drum fill from Land Down Under.

Ludicrous reference.

Shanghai Noon is such a good film. Shanghai Knights, not so much, but still pretty good in that stupid, over-the-top way these cheesy sequels are.

 

[Puma]

Any of you cunts spreading Rona in New South Wales?

 

[Fitzy]

Any of you cunts spreading Rona in New South Wales?

Zero cases within at least a 100km radius of me for around 7 months.

 

[Fitzy]

How good is it when you're in a good mood.

Her: That'll be $7.30
Me: Na it's 10 to 10, luv *whistles*

 

[Raul Duke]

Where has I4E vanished? In prison for taking the law into own hands and cleaning up the mean streets of Geelong?

Shaun is also greatly missed.

 

[Javier'sSon]

I4E is busy battling the force of time and is gunning for his 150th year on this planet.

Shaun out of boredom tried a dick in his ass for the 1st time and hasn't been the same since.

You haven't mentioned Fitzy but he's trying to solve the global warming issue while taking a shite, 4 times a day.

 

[Universe]

Get in the shower, start shampooing, notice a massive huntsman in the corner, consider getting out and killing it, decide to just leave it and pretend the whole thing never happened.

I4E and Shaun's absences are completely unacceptable tbh.

 

[ADRossi]

I just googled "huntsman" and now understand why no one normal lives in Australia.

 

[Candreva Crosses]

I4E is busy battling the force of time and is gunning for his 150th year on this planet.

Shaun out of boredom tried a dick in his ass for the 1st time and hasn't been the same since.

You haven't mentioned Fitzy but he's trying to solve the global warming issue while taking a shite, 4 times a day.

Is I4E one of the creators of Inter Milan?

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I just googled "huntsman" and now understand why no one normal lives in Australia.

Did the same thing and thought I'll never visit Australia even though it looks wonderful.

 

[Raul Duke]

I just googled "huntsman" and now understand why no one normal lives in Australia.

Huntsmans look like infernal monsters, but they’re total chillers, at least for Australian standards.

The biggest threat they pose is when they emerge from your car vents and scurry towards the steering wheel as you’re driving on the freeway at night. The best case scenario is you pull over without crashing, spend ten minutes searching for it, accept it’s vanished into some dark crevice, resume your journey without seeing it again for a few weeks.

 

[TheNetworkZ]

The biggest threat they pose is when they emerge from your car vents and scurry towards the steering wheel as you’re driving on the freeway at night.

When they WHAT

 

[Candreva Crosses]

Huntsmans look like infernal monsters, but they’re total chillers, at least for Australian standards.

The biggest threat they pose is when they emerge from your car vents and scurry towards the steering wheel as you’re driving on the freeway at night. The best case scenario is you pull over without crashing, spend ten minutes searching for it, accept it’s vanished into some dark crevice, resume your journey without seeing it again for a few weeks.

that's fucked up, I'd burn the car

 

[Universe]

So many FUCKING GIANT moths

 

[Candreva Crosses]

So many FUCKING GIANT moths

Googled Giant moths, *ooo they look beautiful*

Scrolled to another picture and shat my pants.

 

[Puma]

The first thing my wife said to me this morning was that she looked inside and behind our front door and found a red back spider that she had to kill.

I was getting ready for work and just shrugged my shoulders and went on my way.

 

[brehme1989]

Is living in Australia some sort of Very Hard life challenge?