Pick-up Lines

[DIN011]

So you dissapoint on the big stage(World Cup) eh Dino?

I got a new wingman doe.


Damn Marcello stealing my broads.

 

[Alessandro]

Great one when you want to split up 2 girls...

Approach the ugly one...

"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?"

Heard this one recently haha

"Your dad must not have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!"

 

[Candreva Crosses]

I don't work like that...I do it the Italian way. Defend, and play on the counter. I'll chill by the bar, and if a girl comes up, I'll attack.

Sure, the Italian game is fucked right now, but I'll find a way for it to make me get fucked, nahmean?

True Inter supporter.

 

[JJM]

If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas

tis the season

 

[Ed.]

If you jingle my bells, you’ll have a white Christmas

tis the season

a bell consists a hollow cup with a uvula or clapper. That sounds more like a vagina with clitoris.

 

[crzdcolombian]

Hi my name is "XXX". (Mention something she is wearing/doing/Watching) to start a quick convo. She smiles Ask) Can I take you out for dinner sometime? She says yes or no then GTFO regardless. Smile too

Most guys try too hard just be remotely nice.... not that hard while everyone else is being a FK Tard.... try not to be one.

One of the girls at work said some dude was like its the 3rd date she has to fk him. She was like no he like k at least give me dome..... haha.

 

[Fapuccino]

If you jingle my balls, you’ll have a white Christmas

tis the season

fixed

 

[ScottishInterista]

Hi my name is "XXX". (Mention something she is wearing/doing/Watching) to start a quick convo. She smiles Ask) Can I take you out for dinner sometime? She says yes or no then GTFO regardless. Smile too

Most guys try too hard just be remotely nice.... not that hard while everyone else is being a FK Tard.... try not to be one.

One of the girls at work said some dude was like its the 3rd date she has to fk him. She was like no he like k at least give me dome..... haha.

I can hardly afford to feed myself though

 

[Javier'sSon]

Are you a loan? Because you just gained my interest.

 

[Quantum]

Are you a loan? Because you just gained my interest.

That should really work in a banking conference.

How about I'd like to press ctrl-c on you and then ctrl-v you in my bed . Ridiculous as it may be, it has worked in the past, though I'd probably never try it again.

 

[Ronin]

"Hey" - tends to be very efficient. Use it.

 

[Harpsabu]

Are you a loan? Because you just gained my interest.

Are you a banker? Because why dont you leave me a loan

 

[ADRossi]

Are you a loan? Because you just gained my interest.

Sounds like something Mancini would tell a player circa 2015

 

[KevinB]

Nice shoes, want to fuck?

 

[Candreva Crosses]

"Hey" - tends to be very efficient. Use it.

You cracked the code didn't you

 

[Harpsabu]

If a girl is interested it doesnt matter a fuck what you first say, as long as it isnt any of these "pick up lines"

 

[JJM]

If a girl is interested it doesnt matter a fuck what you first say, as long as it isnt any of these "pick up lines"

this isn't a place for logic man

 

[Dylan]

"I'm an admin on an Inter fan forum"


I drown in pussy after that.

 

[JJM]

pff...

most thanked fucker talking here...

already drowned man...

 

[firmino]

last time i was on a date i didn't even need a pick-up line (well, unless you would consider "are you 18 or older" a pick-up line). i was in bergen, i was going into a theater (some kind of alternative, "hippie" theater) and there was this chick by the gate, average looking, eating a banana and an apple, who started talking to me and told me what kind of plays and activities were in there.

i don't even know why she started, i only now that she wouldn't stop talking.

so, just to shut her trap, i asked her: "are you 18 or older?", to which she said yes. i had to ask because she was quite young. then i told her: "i've nothing to do here tonight, tomorrow i leave, how about a dinner out with me? on me, of course. you choose the place". i actually liked her because i have a thing for girls who look to me "hippie". so yeah, we went out, it was nice, there was a kiss, she kind of talked all the fucking time (i swear i could write an biography on her) but i didn't mind it at that point.