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[brehme1989]

someone take the microphone from Powell please.

I beg someone to pull the plug on that thing, he's taken everyone for a sky dive

 

[Pimpin]

ALRIGHT LADIES, TRADE ALERT, i am short tesla on earnings, I am ready to get hurt again.


also I think I just became a fucking netflix bagholder hahah

 

[Adriano@10]

ALRIGHT LADIES, TRADE ALERT, i am short tesla on earnings, I am ready to get hurt again.


also I think I just became a fucking netflix bagholder hahah

Good good atleast i m not the only sucker who ll get burnt by elons stunts


Side note you bought short term puts or leaps?
I got slightly smarter and only hold leap puts on tesla now...
Got burned to many times by elon on short dated puts..

Edit:apparently ackman is with you on netflix

 

[Adriano@10]

Pimp we might get lucky elon just said no new models in 2022..
Dojo might not work and is not involved in fsd....
And his only pumps are fsd for 2022(lol) amd the robot

A lot weaker then i expected

 

[Pimpin]

Good good atleast i m not the only sucker who ll get burnt by elons stunts


Side note you bought short term puts or leaps?
I got slightly smarter and only hold leap puts on tesla now...
Got burned to many times by elon on short dated puts..

Edit:apparently ackman is with you on netflix

I am short tesla but I will probably close it tomorrow, its a short term trade. Same with netflix, well it was supposed to be a short term trade but I almost feel like I got stuck with it. Ackman being in certainly helps, I just don't believe this business they can compete with disney..
I have puts on Rivian/Cloudflare, they are deep in the money , they have been a money machine so far.

My shell calls are in the money, and every dollar that it goes up i make a fuck ton of money. I also own quite a bit of shell stock. I have an unhealthy amount of energy exposure and if shell goes up another 10% I will start to trim some of that position and start to buy some shitcos that were wiped out. My advice to anyone that wants to get in on energy stonks is to not do it if you are not willing to ride cycles, rn u'd be entering in not so good position.

But yeah, what a year I've been having so far , all my friends are getting margin calls while I swim in oil tendies.

Pimp we might get lucky elon just said no new models in 2022..
Dojo might not work and is not involved in fsd....
And his only pumps are fsd for 2022(lol) amd the robot

A lot weaker then i expected

this fucking guy will hype anything what a fucking disgrace. no one calls him out either. Boston dynamics was sold for 1bn or some meager figure, and they are like gazillion years in front o

 

[brehme1989]

Did anyone see that ponzicoin Wonderland story?

 

[Pimpin]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486767109275328516

I mean how the fuck can anyone like thsi scumbag

 

[Pimpin]

apple
*APPLE 1Q EPS $2.10, EST. $1.90
*APPLE 1Q REV. $123.95B,EST. $119.05B
*APPLE 1Q IPHONE REVENUE $71.63B, EST. $67.74B


Cash pile grew from 190 bn to more than 200bn. But yes, this is a huge tech bubble like 2000's

 

[Adriano@10]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1486767109275328516

I mean how the fuck can anyone like thsi scumbag

Lol the dude is really pissed that sombody other than him gets gov handouts..

Yeah it so obvious his full of shit and only cares about money once you look close...
Yet when this shit colapses the cramers of this world are gonna claim nobody could have seen it comming

 

[Kakaroto]

Elon Musk is right.

 

[brehme1989]

From a scale of 1-100 how much of an idiot am I for not selling Robinhood on the second day?

The answer is 101. It's 101...

And how stupid am I to consider buying twice as many shares now just to average down in the hopes that someone buys them out?

Probably 102, but here we go...

 

[brehme1989]

fuck Robinhood, will add to SoFi instead.

 

[brehme1989]

Yet another massacre. Are we bottomed out yet?

 

[Adriano@10]

Yet another massacre. Are we bottomed out yet?

LOL If i m not mixing up time zones you were off by about 40 min impressive....

I really hope amazon disaapoints so i can scoop in amd load up the fucken truck

 

[Adriano@10]

Did anyone see that ponzicoin Wonderland story?

Only caught up today what a shit show....
And ofcourse crypto bros dont care if they work with a serial fraudster

 

[brehme1989]

LOL If i m not mixing up time zones you were off by about 40 min impressive....

I really hope amazon disaapoints so i can scoop in amd load up the fucken truck

Post was 50 minutes after open, just to set you straight with time zones

Had Amazon on my margin account when it initially fell, didn't do as well as I hoped. It's quite fucked in general meaning I cannot open new positions but at least I'm not getting near a margin call.
Making a stupid short term bet with Cathie Wood's Teladoc was my end there as it's been 2 months that I'm holding this shit She used to come in and swing the price up momentarily after each dip, she forgot how to do it with this one. I'm sitting at a -47% damage and all other positions there are losing double digit figures. Only salvaged Boeing recently and if I had free margin I'd swoop back in...

 

[Adriano@10]

Post was 50 minutes after open, just to set you straight with time zones

Had Amazon on my margin account when it initially fell, didn't do as well as I hoped. It's quite fucked in general meaning I cannot open new positions but at least I'm not getting near a margin call.
Making a stupid short term bet with Cathie Wood's Teladoc was my end there as it's been 2 months that I'm holding this shit She used to come in and swing the price up momentarily after each dip, she forgot how to do it with this one. I'm sitting at a -47% damage and all other positions there are losing double digit figures. Only salvaged Boeing recently and if I had free margin I'd swoop back in...

So its even more impressive only off by 20 mins...

Lol bro you got n9body but your selfe to blame for buying cathies baggs....
Not like i have not made about 100 rants in this very thread about how ridicoulose wrong she is on everything

 

[brehme1989]

Oh I knew what I was getting into, don't worry. I just gave her too much credit for being able to keep doing what she was doing before the gig was off

 

[Adriano@10]

Probably a good moment to sell your bags if you still have some in the pofo...just sold my last shitcos i had (bumble,luxa)..
Also bought some more cvana and bynd puts
Fuck barclays and their upgrade...

 

[Pimpin]

Sony buying bungie, bought some calls on take two, surely xbox wont take this shit well