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Europe can suck a dick. Not Europe as an institution, but the whole of it. I spend months in asia/middle east and despite issues with things, nothing comes close to self induced pain that european bullshit brings.

Starting from these airlines who fired everyone and overbooked their flights, so everything is running behind schedule, pathetic. I flew KSA, Turkey, UAE, Bahrain none of this nonsense.

Hotels in KSA, Turkey, UAE, Bahrain will swamp you with whatever you need, fucking accor wants you to keep your towels for 3 days, go fuck your mothers you tree hugging cunts. Everything is at a charge too, for fucking 10 euros in turkey you get early check in and a handjob from the guy at the desk if that's your thing. Fucking europeans will serve you 2 pieces of 3 day old bread and charge you 15 euros for breakfast.

Man these guys are so full of shit and think they're better than everyone.
 

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Europe can suck a dick. Not Europe as an institution, but the whole of it. I spend months in asia/middle east and despite issues with things, nothing comes close to self induced pain that european bullshit brings.

Starting from these airlines who fired everyone and overbooked their flights, so everything is running behind schedule, pathetic. I flew KSA, Turkey, UAE, Bahrain none of this nonsense.

Hotels in KSA, Turkey, UAE, Bahrain will swamp you with whatever you need, fucking accor wants you to keep your towels for 3 days, go fuck your mothers you tree hugging cunts. Everything is at a charge too, for fucking 10 euros in turkey you get early check in and a handjob from the guy at the desk if that's your thing. Fucking europeans will serve you 2 pieces of 3 day old bread and charge you 15 euros for breakfast.

Man these guys are so full of shit and think they're better than everyone.
I get your point but what do you expect when none of these airlines need to make a single cent all backed by the state and all kind of prestige projects for their countries leaders....
Also cant say my experience in the UAE and Bahrain has been that there are no extra charges in the hotels, and i ve seen these plese keep your towel notices in in both places at fancy hotels....
Then again shit might have changed since the pandemic and if only been in the UAE once since the pandemic started.
 
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Met a chick that I kinda wanted to bone for lunch today and found out she has 3 kids already, which was unexpected. I’m not interested in second hand goods, so unfortunately she’s off the table now.

Got a WhatsApp message out of the blue from a hooker that I visited two weeks ago. She was basically saying that she’s so bored and lonely and doesn’t have any friends here, so she suggested that she invites me for a coffee, pizza or whatever I can think of and she covers the bill. That basically makes me a paid escort of a prostitute, not something that I ever expected, but here we are.

Knowing how much these girls earn, it’d be wrong not to milk this, despite not being a man of questionable morals usually.
 

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Met a chick that I kinda wanted to bone for lunch today and found out she has 3 kids already, which was unexpected. I’m not interested in second hand goods, so unfortunately she’s off the table now.

Got a WhatsApp message out of the blue from a hooker that I visited two weeks ago. She was basically saying that she’s so bored and lonely and doesn’t have any friends here, so she suggested that she invites me for a coffee, pizza or whatever I can think of and she covers the bill. That basically makes me a paid escort of a prostitute, not something that I ever expected, but here we are.

Knowing how much these girls earn, it’d be wrong not to milk this, despite not being a man of questionable morals usually.
You sound like Uni's son.
 

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Met a chick that I kinda wanted to bone for lunch today and found out she has 3 kids already, which was unexpected. I’m not interested in second hand goods, so unfortunately she’s off the table now.

Got a WhatsApp message out of the blue from a hooker that I visited two weeks ago. She was basically saying that she’s so bored and lonely and doesn’t have any friends here, so she suggested that she invites me for a coffee, pizza or whatever I can think of and she covers the bill. That basically makes me a paid escort of a prostitute, not something that I ever expected, but here we are.

Knowing how much these girls earn, it’d be wrong not to milk this, despite not being a man of questionable morals usually.

Haha first girl wear a condom.

2nd chick…. Haha you had the moral high ground till you are like I text hookers :)

Tho you must have given her some good D or are handsome if she like let’s chill for free and I’ll pay for the date haha
 

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Met a chick that I kinda wanted to bone for lunch today and found out she has 3 kids already, which was unexpected. I’m not interested in second hand goods, so unfortunately she’s off the table now.

Got a WhatsApp message out of the blue from a hooker that I visited two weeks ago. She was basically saying that she’s so bored and lonely and doesn’t have any friends here, so she suggested that she invites me for a coffee, pizza or whatever I can think of and she covers the bill. That basically makes me a paid escort of a prostitute, not something that I ever expected, but here we are.

Knowing how much these girls earn, it’d be wrong not to milk this, despite not being a man of questionable morals usually.
All i can think of is do you usually exchange numbers with hookers or was this an escort situation from the get go?
Also you know you can just have a one night stand even if she has kids?
 

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Met a chick that I kinda wanted to bone for lunch today and found out she has 3 kids already, which was unexpected. I’m not interested in second hand goods, so unfortunately she’s off the table now.

Got a WhatsApp message out of the blue from a hooker that I visited two weeks ago. She was basically saying that she’s so bored and lonely and doesn’t have any friends here, so she suggested that she invites me for a coffee, pizza or whatever I can think of and she covers the bill. That basically makes me a paid escort of a prostitute, not something that I ever expected, but here we are.

Knowing how much these girls earn, it’d be wrong not to milk this, despite not being a man of questionable morals usually.
are you gonna kiss her? lol
 

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All i can think of is do you usually exchange numbers with hookers or was this an escort situation from the get go?
Also you know you can just have a one night stand even if she has kids?

Don’t steal the pooty from a single mom bro…. Not cool……

Yea and agree with the other guys don’t make out with an escort bro
 

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Met a chick that I kinda wanted to bone for lunch today and found out she has 3 kids already, which was unexpected. I’m not interested in second hand goods, so unfortunately she’s off the table now.
I am confused, do you only fuck virgins?
 

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This is all of a sudden the most interesting thread I’ve read on this forum in weeks.

A few questions @phonk :

1) How did the casual date go with the escort? Did you guys have sex and if so did she hit you with a bill at the end?

2) Do you just refuse to sleep with women that have children? I can understand not wanting to be a step dad but as long as she knows it’s casual I don’t see why you wouldn’t entertain it.

3) How often are you paying for pros? Is it legal where you live? Here in the US it’s pretty taboo still, most people are too nervous about getting caught and having their reputation ruined to ever try it. Asian massage parlors are more popular for that reason.
 

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All i can think of is do you usually exchange numbers with hookers or was this an escort situation from the get go?
I don’t exchange numbers, but I don’t like going to a brothel without an appointment. Usually I look through the homepages (where the phone numbers are displayed) and choose a particular girl that I want to visit. It always sucks when she’s occupied/not there yet, because then I leave without a backup plan, so it’s always better to text her and arrange an appointment. That's basically the reason why she was able to contact me.

I am confused, do you only fuck virgins?
I’m not the hymen collector that I once used to be, not that it matters to me much, I don’t get a kick out of it. I’m still young, but I’d be pushing the boundaries of legality regardless, considering how early girls start these days. So yeah, I'd rather not lol.

This is all of a sudden the most interesting thread I’ve read on this forum in weeks.

A few questions @phonk:

1) How did the casual date go with the escort? Did you guys have sex and if so did she hit you with a bill at the end?

2) Do you just refuse to sleep with women that have children? I can understand not wanting to be a step dad but as long as she knows it’s casual I don’t see why you wouldn’t entertain it.

3) How often are you paying for pros? Is it legal where you live? Here in the US it’s pretty taboo still, most people are too nervous about getting caught and having their reputation ruined to ever try it. Asian massage parlors are more popular for that reason.
1) I actually haven’t met her yet. She texted me last Thursday, but I’ve been out everyday since then and also need to study and push some iron, so I haven’t had time to be her escort. I told her we can do something within the next 2 weeks, in all likelihood I’m going to set up this „date“ for the upcoming week. The way I see it is she's going to pay for the food and the drinks. I don't expect to be able to sleep with her for free tbh, I might get a discount, but for free... probably not.

2) Uhm, I’d say it depends. First and foremost I need to mention that I’m definitely a tits guy. I’ve been with some women who’ve had kids and judging by their bewbs (and obviously bellies as well) with some you wouldn’t even notice they have a kid, but there are others who perfectly illustrate what a devastating effect a baby can have on the female breast.

I remember visiting a hooker in her private apartment, in the late stages of the first covid lockdown (which I think lasted longer than most other European countries). I remember her taking off her bra and immediately knew I made a mistake. Her tits were deflated to a point where they looked like rags, dangling from her chest. I didn’t even dare to touch them and then she also accidentally stabbed me in the eye with one of her nipples. I knew I would never be able to get a stiffy under those circumstances, so I negotiated down the price and agreed to only get a handjob. That was quite a traumatizing experience, so I avoid moms at all costs these days, and keep in mind this chick that I met yesterday didn’t have one but three kids.

3) Pre Covid I used to go very frequently, like almost every week, to a point were I didn’t even go because I wanted to, but because it became sort of a habit. Idk man, I had quite a chunk of money available at that time. Just finished civil service, had a well paid Saturday job, inherited some money, collected cheques from the state for being a university student and also had other streams of income, some less legal than others. Basically spent it all until on hookers, drugs, nightclubs, restaurants, cigarettes and some other shit until nothing was left, which was coincidentally when Covid started. These days I live a much more humble life, I’ve been visiting hookers once every two months on average I believe, maybe even rarer than that.

To answer your other question: Yes, it’s legal here. There’s a large variety of establishments like brothels, sauna clubs, escort and studios in all possible price classes and their own benefits and drawbacks. Never had the fear of being caught tbh, I still look right and left before entering to see if someone that I know is nearby just to make sure. I live in a relatively large city by European standards so the odds of being seen by someone familiar are relatively slim by default.
 

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Hooker/stripper experience:

phonk IRL >>>>>>>> 13 year old playing GTA
 
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Okay guys I'm in Sevilla and I'm not sure which stadium I should go to. That of Seville or Betis? I lean towards Betis because I think it's more the people's club and because I can't think of a good word about Sevilla since the lost final.
 

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Yeah going for the Betis stadium couldn’t do Sevilla as they are cunts.
 
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I'll be there in October, so this is a handy topic, thanks!
 
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