The Sex Thread (the do's and donts to getting laid)

AntonTheGreat

Capitano
Capitano
Joined
Jan 8, 2007
Messages
2,751
Likes
10
Favorite Player
Kharja
10 years of FIF
A thread all about sex!

The do's and don'ts to get laid!

Get denied? Tell us why!?

and i'll tell you exactly how to fix it! ;) or someone else will

Get it in with little work/effort!? again tell us how!

This thread will help girls and guys get laid!!

THE TIPS AND TRICKS FOR SEX ADDICTS

View attachment 2381

~this could be fun, please dont close it :)

---------- Post added at 22:12 ---------- Previous post was at 22:09 ----------

TIP #1 - don't be scared of the girl no matter how hot she is... ever walk by the couples that just don't look right! yea i'm talking about the ugly guy with the hot girl you cringe at while passing them!! well thats simply because words and actions speak louder then physical appearance!

Tip #2 - if you just wanna get laid, go for the drunk one

... more to come
 

Pimpin

I'm better than Icardi
La Grande Inter
Joined
Jul 13, 2011
Messages
17,039
Likes
1,216
Favorite Player
22IcardiBroHand
Old username
DomesticatedPimp
10 years of FIF
Tip #3 Never show yourself as needy, I mean Never, ofc exception if you are on a slow elevator and you are horny as fuck.

Tip #4 Never ever show off with whom you've slept, it may be great 2-3 weeks but after that youll have hard time getting laid, bitches be scared, also if you are good the word will spread..Believe me..

Tip #5 If you ever fuck shit up and get into a relationship ( god forbid) , if you get dumped never go for the ugly chicks, that would mean that your standards have fallen,you are horny as fuck, and you are out of the hot chicks league.
 

AntonTheGreat

Capitano
Capitano
Joined
Jan 8, 2007
Messages
2,751
Likes
10
Favorite Player
Kharja
10 years of FIF
Oh does the word spread, idk how people in other countries are, but with the people i hang around with, i can't have sex without the world knowing!! hence the reason i only go for girls with no mutual friends on facebook!! :awwwyeah:
 

Big Willy

Allenatore
Allenatore
Joined
Sep 1, 2009
Messages
9,571
Likes
31
10 years of FIF
When she wants more, give her less, she'll be more excited and desperated in the coitus, making her cum faster :slick:.

And... good oral sex, that's essential imo.
 

Pimpin

I'm better than Icardi
La Grande Inter
Joined
Jul 13, 2011
Messages
17,039
Likes
1,216
Favorite Player
22IcardiBroHand
Old username
DomesticatedPimp
10 years of FIF
When she wants more, give her less, she'll be more excited and desperated in the coitus, making her cum faster :slick:.

And... good oral sex, that's essential imo.

it depends man, there are some girls who cant stand that shit, others who love that shit.. It may be a gamble IMO
 

Big Willy

Allenatore
Allenatore
Joined
Sep 1, 2009
Messages
9,571
Likes
31
10 years of FIF
it depends man, there are some girls who cant stand that shit, others who love that shit.. It may be a gamble IMO

It depends on how bitch is the chick.

If she wants sex, like, 'straight up' shit, probably won't work, but it will definetly work if she's a cheesy one. :p
 

Big Willy

Allenatore
Allenatore
Joined
Sep 1, 2009
Messages
9,571
Likes
31
10 years of FIF
A thread all about sex!

The do's and don'ts to get laid!

Get denied? Tell us why!?

and i'll tell you exactly how to fix it! ;) or someone else will

Get it in with little work/effort!? again tell us how!

This thread will help girls and guys get laid!!

THE TIPS AND TRICKS FOR SEX ADDICTS

View attachment 2381

~this could be fun, please dont close it :)

---------- Post added at 22:12 ---------- Previous post was at 22:09 ----------

TIP #1 - don't be scared of the girl no matter how hot she is... ever walk by the couples that just don't look right! yea i'm talking about the ugly guy with the hot girl you cringe at while passing them!! well thats simply because words and actions speak louder then physical appearance!

Tip #2 - if you just wanna get laid, go for the drunk one

... more to come

You have 69 THANKS if YOU KNOW what I MEAN :lala:
 

Handoyo

Administrator
Administrator
Joined
Mar 4, 2004
Messages
25,084
Likes
49
Forum Supporter
10 years of FIF
Most Important Member
chloroform.jpg


Never fails
 

Kato

Capitano
Capitano
Joined
Jun 3, 2005
Messages
4,811
Likes
7
Favorite Player
CN69
10 years of FIF
Tip #4314717417 Never post a thread about how to get laid on a public forum.. your future gf might see it :p
 
Top