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10 years of FIFNot a picture, but i just read this in news:
Justin Bieber has been accused of stealing a credit card to pay for a penis enlargement.
The 18-year-old singer is being sued by an unnamed person - who claims to be the real biological father of the Baby hitmaker's girlfriend Selena Gomez - for the alleged theft and has also been accused of using the card to pay for an abortion.
According to TMZ.com , the lawsuit reads: "Bieber has cost me $US426.78 ($NZD518) and never paid me back.
"This was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my Canadian bear rug.
"[He] gave Selena an STD and also got a penis enlargement with my stolen American Express card."
The Michigan citizen - who claims Justin has cheated on Selena with Rihanna, Penelope Cruz and Ke$ha - has also claimed in the suit that Justin's mentor Usher sexually abused him with a firework.
The legal documents state: "Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of July 2012 and sodomised me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring Katy Perry's Firework song in my ear drums."
:trollol:
I lost it on the bold/yellow parts.
Justin Bieber has been accused of stealing a credit card to pay for a penis enlargement.
The 18-year-old singer is being sued by an unnamed person - who claims to be the real biological father of the Baby hitmaker's girlfriend Selena Gomez - for the alleged theft and has also been accused of using the card to pay for an abortion.
According to TMZ.com , the lawsuit reads: "Bieber has cost me $US426.78 ($NZD518) and never paid me back.
"This was used as abortion money because Justin Bieber got my daughter Selena pregnant in my bedroom, on my Canadian bear rug.
"[He] gave Selena an STD and also got a penis enlargement with my stolen American Express card."
The Michigan citizen - who claims Justin has cheated on Selena with Rihanna, Penelope Cruz and Ke$ha - has also claimed in the suit that Justin's mentor Usher sexually abused him with a firework.
The legal documents state: "Usher Raymond came to my house on the forth of July 2012 and sodomised me with a firework and lit it inside my anal area while blaring Katy Perry's Firework song in my ear drums."
:trollol:
I lost it on the bold/yellow parts.
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I heard about this but never actually read the whole thing cause bieber is the most uninteresting thing on Earth, but god damn, this is hilarious! LOL!
I heard about this but never actually read the whole thing cause bieber is the most uninteresting thing on Earth, but god damn, this is hilarious! LOL!
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