José "The Special One" Mourinho

Batman · Dec 17, 2015

Glass box said:
Basically if Mourinho is that girl which helps you be on the top of the world but one morning leaves you for a richer dude (Real) and you suffer alone, Mancio is this nice girl that comes every time to heal your wounds and helps you get your shit together. Yet again, you dump her cause after a long time couldn't do everything you need (CL Trophy) and than seek for that "taste of the top" again. Gasperini, Ranieri, Mazzari are just those cunts that do that cold-warm hell to your soul and you forget about them after a while.

Gasperini and Mazzarri are just cheap whores from a cheap club that you took and wanted to fuck for one night only because you are broke as fuck. But turn out they suck, yet they dont want to leave you. Except Gasperini, you kick her out so early because you found out she apparently has aids.

Shark · Dec 17, 2015

Fuck Chelsea though. I wonder if the next manager can turn things around. Mourinho has partially contributed to the situation in which they're in now but it's clear that that group has some kind of a mental block.

In the post match interview after the Chelsea match Ranieri was saying how fantastic Leicester's team atmosphere has been this season. I think that's the main factor behind Leicester's success and Chelsea's demise. And I hope the next manager won't be able to fix that :lol:

Interestingly, also our team atmosphere has been phenomenal this season, and we're top of the table. Hmmm

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Batman said:
Gasperini and Mazzarri are just cheap whores from a cheap club that you took and wanted to fuck for one night only because you are broke as fuck. But turn out they suck, yet they dont want to leave you. Except Gasperini, you kick her so early because you found out she has aids.

Bhahhahaha mazzarri the whore who keeps calling you saying you still owe her money :lol:

And Mancini is wife material. The one who picks you up when you're in the shittiest of times and helps you get your life together. Mancio is love :heart:

J.. · Dec 17, 2015

Honestly I don't think this is a cocky move as I read some of you call it. Chelsea had to due it and I would demand our club to do the same if we was in a similar situation where a coach has lost the respect of his players.

.h. · Dec 17, 2015

Shark said:
Fuck Chelsea though. I wonder if the next manager can turn things around. Mourinho has partially contributed to the situation in which they're in now but it's clear that that group has some kind of a mental block.

In the post match interview after the Chelsea match Ranieri was saying how fantastic Leicester's team atmosphere has been this season. I think that's the main factor behind Leicester's success and Chelsea's demise. And I hope the next manager won't be able to fix that

Interestingly, also our team atmosphere has been phenomenal this season, and we're top of the table. Hmmm

yeah, but whats the causality. of course the atmosphere's fantastic, us and leicester ar eon top of the league.

Shark · Dec 17, 2015

browha said:
yeah, but whats the causality. of course the atmosphere's fantastic, us and leicester ar eon top of the league.

Yeah. Obviously winning games contributes to a good atmosphere. But the opposite statement holds as well. It's like a vicious cycle, just not vicious

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ScottishInterista · Dec 17, 2015

Heavy rumours he is being replaced by Hiddink, cant seen him doing an awful lot but if he can stabilise them for the next manager it would be worth the risk

wera · Dec 17, 2015

thatdude said:
For the 2nd time now Mourinho has lost control of his dressing room in the 3rd season. It's going to make it very tough for him wherever he goes next because he's not looked at as the players coach who fixes all problems anymore. The selection of his next job is crucial.

Hmm, I think it is the 3rd time, the first time was at Chelsea, second at Real, third at Chelski again.

Wunderboy · Dec 17, 2015

The name Hiddink sounds like how his face looks.

J.. · Dec 17, 2015

When talking about Mourinhos first sack in Chelsea:

Do you remember that Avram Grant took over that season and managed to advance them to both the cup final and the Champions League final? So what is my point with this? The club has proved to be more than capable enough to do well without Mourinho and they definitely know it.

About Hiddink:

Most people thought Avram Grant would be a disaster when he took over for that season as his name wasn't that exotic and interesting as so many other possibilities. It is the same with Hiddink now and I'm sure Hiddink will turn out by doing a great job for the remainder of the season. It is it all over again.

monster09 · Dec 17, 2015

Jrgnsn said:
I'm pretty sure Van Gaal will be gone next season in Manchester United and it would be interesting if Alex Ferguson gets his wish of having Mourinho as the manager of the club.

Looks like SAF loves Jose but Bobby Charlton was the one who opposed the deal. So maybe no.

Pimpin · Dec 17, 2015

Jrgnsn said:
When talking about Mourinhos first sack in Chelsea:

Do you remember that Avram Grant took over that season and managed to advance them to both the cup final and the Champions League final? So what is my point with this? The club has proved to be more than capable enough to do well without Mourinho and they definitely know it.

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Mou won a CHL, 2 Serie A titles, 1 Spanish title. so 3 titles in 5 years, while chelsea won only 1. Also Mourinho won the PL again like it was no big deal in his second year, dude made it seem effortless.

all hail mourinho the fucking GOAT

thatdude · Dec 17, 2015

This will be Hiddink's second stint as interim coach of Chelsea, he did very well last time. In fact Abramovich wanted to keep him, but he made prior engagements to a national team if I'm not mistaken.

Wings · Dec 17, 2015

Jrgnsn said:
When talking about Mourinhos first sack in Chelsea:

Do you remember that Avram Grant took over that season and managed to advance them to both the cup final and the Champions League final? So what is my point with this? The club has proved to be more than capable enough to do well without Mourinho and they definitely know it.

About Hiddink:

Most people thought Avram Grant would be a disaster when he took over for that season as his name wasn't that exotic and interesting as so many other possibilities. It is the same with Hiddink now and I'm sure Hiddink will turn out by doing a great job for the remainder of the season. It is it all over again.

Hiddink did a good job, and Grant got results, but weren't there reports that the players were basically managing themselves under Avram Grant?

Also, interesting article: https://www.theblizzard.co.uk/articles/the-devils-party/

Kakaroto · Dec 17, 2015

I hope he doesn't end up at BBilan or RuBe or in Serie A in general :yuck: YUCK.

Coasterfreek · Dec 17, 2015

To think Hiddink takes over again. Not surprised with the obvious results and state Chelsea is in....

Maslany · Dec 17, 2015

Tbh, he is not the same manager he was awhile back. I don't want him anywhere near our club. He left us in the sweetest yet most vulnerable times, when he could've made a dynasty here and get even more trophies with us. We suffered enough cause of his departure.

We don't need traitors back. Or hunters for glory. At least i don't.

Harpsabu · Dec 17, 2015

Natasha said:
Tbh, he is not the same manager he was awhile back. I don't want him anywhere near our club. He left us in the sweetest yet most vulnerable times, when he could've made a dynasty here and get even more trophies with us. We suffered enough cause of his departure.

We don't need traitors back. Or hunters for glory. At least i don't.

Yet most vulnerable time? To be fair, he couldn't have left us any better.I bet even has surprised by how fucked we became after it.

Wings · Dec 17, 2015

Natasha said:
Tbh, he is not the same manager he was awhile back. I don't want him anywhere near our club. He left us in the sweetest yet most vulnerable times, when he could've made a dynasty here and get even more trophies with us. We suffered enough cause of his departure.

We don't need traitors back. Or hunters for glory. At least i don't.

Traitor? His contract was up. It's not like he joined Juventus or something. I don't know if you've ever switched jobs, but do you consider yourself a traitor to your original company?

We didn't suffer because he left. We suffered because we tried to replace him with a succession of mediocre managers starting with Benitez and even worse players.

.h. · Dec 17, 2015

his contract wasnt up, he wasnt a traitor, he was sold to Real for 12m euros

Wings · Dec 17, 2015

browha said:
his contract wasnt up, he wasnt a traitor, he was sold to Real for 12m euros

Yeah you're right.

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