Introduction of myself

[TGDella]

Are there many people in Greenland? I thought it was all ice. Sorry if that's a foul question. Congratulations on achieving your VIP certification.

 

[Devious]

Greenland is full of ice, and Iceland is all green, my kind of countries.

 

[Svlad Cjelli]

Hi, I'm Istvan*, 39, a teacher from Budapest. I've been an Inter fan since the the late '80s. I've never really made it behind sunday league football, but still, the game is my drink and food. Or, at least it used to be before I had my calf muscle torn. Being so poor on the field, I developed a deep love for tactics, as my rather pathetic amateur team has achieved everything we did (not too much indeed) by playing organised. As many of my compatriots, I have a bitter and sarcastic sense of humour, so please do not feel offended if - occasionally - I happen to sound like an old bat with a cactus up her cunt.

Big fat hello to you all!


*(Svlad Cjelli is Dirk Gently's real name in the Douglas Adams novel.)

 

[Universe]

I meant start your own thread in this section you prick. Jokes aside, welcome. You'll fit right in with all us other cactus cunts.

 

[Svlad Cjelli]

Own thread? Isn't it like giving a girl a handbook on you instead of a pick up line?

 

[Universe]

Mate I'd give them a DVD box-set with directors commentary and a t-shirt if I could.

 

[Svlad Cjelli]

Anyway, I think this will do for an introduction, even though I sometimes do think I'd fit in the current squad, I'd rather talk about Inter.

 

[Kenny]

Welcome Pityu.

Udv Erdelybol

 

[certified interisti 'VIP']

Hi, I'm Istvan*, 39, a teacher from Budapest. I've been an Inter fan since the the late '80s. I've never really made it behind sunday league football, but still, the game is my drink and food. Or, at least it used to be before I had my calf muscle torn. Being so poor on the field, I developed a deep love for tactics, as my rather pathetic amateur team has achieved everything we did (not too much indeed) by playing organised. As many of my compatriots, I have a bitter and sarcastic sense of humour, so please do not feel offended if - occasionally - I happen to sound like an old bat with a cactus up her cunt.

Big fat hello to you all!


*(Svlad Cjelli is Dirk Gently's real name in the Douglas Adams novel.)

Welcome to FIF, I would love to read your post because you will funny and annoying.

 

[Fitzy]

Welcome aboard

 

[Kakaroto]

Welcome. Now I4E has a semi-fogey to talk with, though I4E's balls were already sagging when you were born. Stick around.

 

[Batman]

Welcome and goodbye