Juventus - Inter (9 Feb 21) [0-0]

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Has Gagliardini bought his Juve tickets yet so he can watch the game?

Oh, I see what he did wrong.
Let me fix it.

*Ramazzotti song starts playing as the call starts, Gags picks up the phone and see that his friend is calling him*
Gags: Hey, amico, what's going on?
Friend: Hey, you got time next week to go watch CL with me? I got extra tickets. I know you ain't playing haha
Gags: Sure, I usually don't have time and I'm itching for some CL football - but which game?
Friend: Juventus - Barcelona, clash of the titans!
Gags: Hm, my fellow Italians playing against one of the best players ever? I don't know, man. I don't want to piss off some of those guys on Forza Inter Forums. It's a rival club that will be playing and if I go watch their game I'm obviously a traitorous bastard and there cannot be any other explanation for my actions.
Friend: Ah, damn, I see your predicament. NO PLAYER EVER goes to watch other clubs play.
Gags: Thanks for the offer though!
Friend: Yeah, no problem, see ya!
 

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That might genuinely be the worst post I’ve read on here and that’s saying something.
 

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What we need against Cuadrado the cunt is Nagatomo. That little fucker always raped Cuadrado, both in defense and offense.

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That might genuinely be the worst post I’ve read on here and that’s saying something.

Sometimes provocative art is needed to show the absurdness of reality.
 

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Looks like they are getting ready for a Wanda and Icardi style photoshoot
 

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Perisic also gooned him in that infamous 2-3 defeat. He left that lazy-eyed spastic on his ass before delivering the ball which resulting in Barzagli's own goal. (And that's as much of that match as I am willing to remember.)

Perisic has always done well against Cuadrado. Though he was horrendously shit for an hour or so vs Fiorentina, I'd still start him ahead of Young for this one.
 

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Young should be on the naughty step. He had a good few months here but has been painfully mediocre/ poor ever since. I'd consider Darmian and even Perisic ahead of him.
 

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We will lose the tie and then go on to have a month so bad it'll knock us out of the scudetto race. Forza Inter!

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Perisic also gooned him in that infamous 2-3 defeat. He left that lazy-eyed spastic on his ass before delivering the ball which resulting in Barzagli's own goal. (And that's as much of that match as I am willing to remember.)

Perisic has always done well against Cuadrado. Though he was horrendously shit for an hour or so vs Fiorentina, I'd still start him ahead of Young for this one.

I'm gonna regret thanking this post
 

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The key to this match is to replace Vidal with someone else than Gagliardini, we need to score at least 2 goals and starting a game with 10 men would not help reaching that goal.
 

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We just made Juve our bitch few weeks ago.

Week ago we created more than them, but unfortunately gifted two goals to them which got them the victory. Total anomalies and not a product of their superior playing. We used our 3-5-2 and made Juve and Pirlo our bitches.

Only thing we need to get better is to cope with the pressure when we make a mistake. Couldn't handle that too well week ago so the first half went to ruin, but in the second half we didn't let Juve play too much (they managed to create that one good chance which Handa saved) and put them in troubles just couldn't finish.

Frank de Boer's win against Juventus, and our most recent win against them in Serie A do not make up for a decade of losing. For too long, we have had psychological problems when it comes to playing Juventus which comes from years of losing, not putting up a fight and not even getting close to them. And quite frankly, the way we gifted them the game last week shows that we lack consistency and are still prone to making mistakes.

Don't get me wrong, I want us to beat Juventus and make the final but not at the cost of having to play extra time and dropping points against Lazio on the weekend. Without European football, I do not think it is too much for us to expect for a good showing in the Coppa. However, Serie A should be our main objective and priority. More than anything, I just want us to give a good account of ourselves, fight to the end and not give them any presents.
 
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When Eriksen has come in as a substitute, it has mostly been when Inter was behind. Now if Conte does not start Eriksen in this game, nothing makes sense to me, as we need his offensive qualities right from the start to chase the two goal lead...

I would even go as far as saying, if Conte has learned anything from the last CL group game, he should field a more offensive team. And not again do the usual defensive approach and then only make offensive changes waaaay too late 15/20 mins left on the clock...

I hope Conte learned from past mistakes only a few months ago.
 

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When Eriksen has come in as a substitute, it has mostly been when Inter was behind. Now if Conte does not start Eriksen in this game, nothing makes sense to me, as we need his offensive qualities right from the start to chase the two goal lead...

I would even go as far as saying, if Conte has learned anything from the last CL group game, he should field a more offensive team. And not again do the usual defensive approach and then only make offensive changes waaaay too late 15/20 mins left on the clock...

I hope Conte learned from past mistakes only a few months ago.

I totally agree with your post. It would be great for Eriksen to start because it would mean that we are going all out to try and win the game. It would also mean that Conte is trusting Eriksen in a big match scenario rather than against smaller teams. Also, his slection would mean that we could maximise our chances from free kicks and corrners rather than expect shit overhit free kicks that go out of bounds.

But we all know that Conte will not start Eriksen and will instead opt for Gagliardini.
 

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I don't wanna jinx it but GdS saying Eriksen is slightly favored to start over Gagliardini as mezzala. Apparently he tried them both in practice.

If Eriksen starts, Sensi is the only x-factor we have on the bench-- so we better come out swinging.
 

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Haha do you even hear yourself? We must win both coppa and scudetto....yeah ok a team who hasn’t won anything in 10 years must do the double. And if anyone seriously thinks our squad is better than Rube’s than you don’t know shit about football. Ronaldo and De Ligt together have a higher salary than our whole squad combined. We have an experienced coach and they have a rookie coach, that’s played a part in keeping it close. And again with this Conte for everything he asked for? You guys surely aren’t that stupid that you still believe that right? The crisis Suning is in right now tells you everything you need to know about what happened in the last mercato. They pulled the plug after Hakimi, we were so close to finishing the squad and then boom. So we had to finish it with a budget of 5 million. It’s not about making excuses, it’s about facts


Again 12 FUCKING MILLION EUROS a year, and I didn't say better I said on par, we have a better defense than them and a better midfield, they're barely better in attack (mostly because CR7) and a little better depth, we also have a lot of depth no matter how some people refuse to see it, everytime a non usual Serie A watcher watch Inter is surprised that we have Eriksen, Sánchez and Perišić (we also had Nainggolan BTW) on bench, if a 12 FUCKING MILLION EUROS a year coach fails to make use of them is not my fucking problem.

We're only really weak on the LWB but Conte asked and got Young and Darmian (plus Perišić came back), and this Rube is just nothing special not matter how high their wages are, basically every football expert agrees. If our 12 FUCKING MILLION EUROS a year coach cannot beat them now he never will, so why waste 12 FUCKING MILLION EUROS a year then, if we can get the same return for much less.

Hell not Pioli and Inzaghi has accomplished much more than Conte with much less resources and with a 1/6th of the salary.

So again, anything less that both the Scudetto and the Coppa Italia are a complete failure on Conte's part but completely expected from such a pathethic retard.



Young should be on the naughty step. He had a good few months here but has been painfully mediocre/ poor ever since. I'd consider Darmian and even Perisic ahead of him.


This is something I don't understand from Conte, Vidal, Young, Gagliardini and Kolarov have been absolutely awful and has costed us many points yet they keep receiving chance after chance, yet Eriksen never receives any kind of show of confidence, after good games against Milan and Benevento you would think he would have played against Fiorentina even as a starter but nope dissapeared again from the field.



When Eriksen has come in as a substitute, it has mostly been when Inter was behind. Now if Conte does not start Eriksen in this game, nothing makes sense to me, as we need his offensive qualities right from the start to chase the two goal lead...

I would even go as far as saying, if Conte has learned anything from the last CL group game, he should field a more offensive team. And not again do the usual defensive approach and then only make offensive changes waaaay too late 15/20 mins left on the clock...

I hope Conte learned from past mistakes only a few months ago.


Good joke mate, he's a fucking retard, he never learns from mistakes. He'll just keep doing the same shit forever.
 

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Again with this Conte asked for Young and Darmian bullshit. You do fucking realize that them 2 together cost like 3 million right? Which means we had no fucking money to spend on that position. You’re acting like he spent 40 million on them 2 and they turned out to be shit. Who else could we have got with a budget of 3 million? Do enlighten me
 

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Again with this Conte asked for Young and Darmian bullshit. You do fucking realize that them 2 together cost like 3 million right? Which means we had no fucking money to spend on that position. You’re acting like he spent 40 million on them 2 and they turned out to be shit. Who else could we have got with a budget of 3 million? Do enlighten me

I know this question has been asked a million times already but I am yet to find a proper answer: why was DiMarco loaned out to Parma?

Did Conte refuse to give him a go because he was too young? Did he honestly believe that Young and Kolorov would be able to do a better job? What pisses me off is the shortsightedness of our choices, or more precisely, Conte's choices. We may well have already had an answer for that position and yet we farmed DiMarco out to Parma without so much as a second thought. And I am pretty sure that he would perform with greater hunger and consistency that the shit shows that Young and Kolorov have given us.

Conte and his lets opt for experience in certain positions is a fucking joke and actually weakened rather than reinforced the team.

Do you know what really scares me? That we have a fire sale in the summer in and we will be stuck with shit cunts like Young and Kolorov as our starters for next season.

I hope that we will let their contracts expire without giving a second thought to their renewals.
 
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Do you know what really scares me? That we have a fire sale in the summer in and we will be stuck with shit cunts like Young and Kolorov as our starters for next season.
It's been mentioned many times that the management had to cut the budget and the original project was not anymore pursued. Is this on Conte too?
 
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