AUW

[blackmore]

As each day passes, at least 5 threads get vandalized with the utmost bullshit and randomness known to man. Its coming to a point where i can feel the stares of the mods piercing me like blunt toothbrushes to a convicted pedo in jail(no hal). This thread is for all my fellow AUW members(you know who you are), and fellow intersiti who just wanna get away from all the civilised, mild mannered, intelligent football talk.

Theres only one rule......there are none.

HAVE FUN!

AUW!!!!

 

[InteristaLT]

The AUW thread?
Finally:thumbsup:

 

[Dylan]

As if anything could keep AUW in a single thread

 

[Dylan]

From the Eto'o thread

I'd like to see him taking it without hesitation.

Whatever floats your boat.

 

[Trippi]

A question to the Caretaker ?

Is Racism as known to the outside world or just "Actual Factualization of the disparity and appreciation of differences between different races" allowed in this thread?

Is posting of Picx of Girl Friends of various Members and then commenting no holds barred allowed in this thread?

Is commenting on the various idiosyncrasies of the Moderators allowed and commenting over them unabashedly allowed in this thread?


This question demands the attention of you Mr Blackmore ..

 

[Suneet]

that pic cracks me up

 

[blackmore]

A question to the Caretaker ?

Is Racism as known to the outside world or just "Actual Factualization of the disparity and appreciation of differences between different races" allowed in this thread?..

only against hals beloved jewish community...

Is posting of Picx of Girl Friends of various Members and then commenting no holds barred allowed in this thread?

only if its suns g.f as i have yet been able to get a hold of one..

Is commenting on the various idiosyncrasies of the Moderators allowed and commenting over them unabashedly allowed in this thread?

i guess the love entanglement and the love child known as sundoyo should rightly be commented on..as is stefanos new rocket powered super computer that plans to take over the world, or pavles' late night ecstacy filled raves that he attends...

cmon guys in all seriousness though, im sure we can get away with murder even if sticking to our rules of the forum.....lets not mess up a good thing! lets keep this a fun filled thread. no need for the hate!

 

[Big Willy]

What the fuck is this

 

[DIN011]

Theres only one rule......there are none.

Isn't that the rule, though?

 

[Dylan]

Rule number 2:
- YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT AUW CLUB
'cept like...we are so...fuck it.

 

[Lionheart]

Dayammm!!! All the AUW you can get in the world is here. Now that's straight up!!!

 

[Dylan]

Dayammm!!! All the AUW you can get in the world is here. Now that's straight up!!!

Here and the one in flamers paradise.

 

[Lionheart]

^ Yeah I already noticed that one. But as it seems our AUW business seem to have confused a lot of folks around here Now that these 2 threads have been opened they've started to ask around & shit, but...

Spoiler: AUW

...we gotta deny its existence. If ever asked or confronted all you gotta say is "There is no such thing as AUW". We should keep the code of silence the way it is, otherwise it attracts to much attention & unwanted attention is bad for business AUW!!!

 

[Dylan]

Maybe we could make this shit spread, you know, like Terminators or some shit, 'cept it'd be TerminAUWtors? ya hear?
World domination and possibly a forum sub-section?

 

[Lionheart]

^ Fo' shizzle! This shit is huge! This gonna be the next big thing, like the new world order & shit

 

[Dylan]

Hold up, first let's win a game 'a FIFA. Then world domination.
If there's time, maybe forum sub-section.

 

[blackmore]

Isn't that the rule, though?

why you gtta play me like that son?

 

[DIN011]

why you gtta play me like that son?

It's all love.

 

[blackmore]

It's all love.

ROZAY!

 

[DIN011]

On the real tho, there are 10 rules:

Rule #1: DON'T THINK.

Rule #2: Bitches are for fucking, not eyeballing.

Rule #3: FIFAUW all night, bitches all day. This rule is reversed if you don't live in Europe

Rule #4: There is no rule #4.

Rule #5: Even tho' there is no rule #4, there is a fifth one...I just don't know what it is.

Rule #6: If you're gay, don't go after Anon/Black. I swear if you're the one splitting them up...let's just say, shit is not gonna look good for you. I hear Irish is available.

Rule #7: Don't talk about Figo...only Lion gets do to that.

Rule #8: Dino is the one and only King you know of.

Rule #9: Long throws doesn't equal goals, Irish.

Rule #10: THERE ARE NO RULES! ('cept the aforementioned ones)


If you need any explanations, or disagree with any of the rules...then fuck you.