Giuseppe Prisco

[Handoyo]

Was he famous before he became our vice-president or director?


Handyo

 

[Frisko]

Was he famous before he became our vice-president or director?


Handyo

I don't think so Tim.

 

[Jony]

Was he famous before he became our vice-president or director?


Handyo

I don't think so Tim.

Actually he was. He was a famous lawyer.

 

[Hammoudi]

In keeping with the tradition of Prisco, I will try some lame one liners, hope one of them is good.

Milan successful as of late? Well, we all know that when Dracula (Galliani) meets the devil (Berlusconi) specatcular things happen.

Juve doping trial? When I saw Vialli resembling an alien, Inzaghi scoring 18 goals, Juve dominating in Europe, I knew something wasn't Kosher.

 

[Handoyo]

:dielaugh::howler:

Bacio tua mano, l'avvocato Hamed.


Handyo

 

[Fabio]

:dielaugh:

We have finally found good old Peppino's successor!

Fabio

 

[Hammoudi]

okay, some more

Dell'Alpi empty? You can buy games, but you can't buy true fans.

Gattusso with Gli Azzurri? You know, even beatiful cities have to have a sewage system.

 

[Sisenando]

Gattusso with Gli Azzurri? You know, even beatiful cities have to have a sewage system.

LOL!!!! :dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh:


This alone certifies that you, Hamed Prisco, is the official Forza-Inter Peppino Prisco successor...

Man, i had to re-type this a few times, cos i was laughing too hard


GOOD ONE HAMED!!!!

 

[Jony]

Now the only thing we need to do is to make you famous.

 

[Hammoudi]

Now the only thing we need to do is to make you famous.

I am working on that, I already applied for World Idol, and I will sing some techno, got any help?

 

[Miki]

Now the only thing we need to do is to make you famous.

I am working on that, I already applied for World Idol, and I will sing some techno, got any help?

Nah, you should just sing Pazza Inter acapella. Show them the power of your voice!

More quotes please.

Ciao,
Tim

 

[Hammoudi]

Inter-related songs, no for two reasons:

1. I will choke at the final stage
2. One of the refs will bought out by Juve

I will hide my interismi

 

[Miki]

Inter-related songs, no for two reasons:

1. I will choke at the final stage
2. One of the refs will bought out by Juve

I will hide my interismi

Yeah you're right. I didn't factor in Juventus into the equation.

In that case, sing a Juventus song. The one where they play at Dell Alpi before every match. The one that goes "la la Juve la Juve..".

Ciao,
Tim

 

[Hammoudi]

In that case, sing a Juventus song. The one where they play at Dell Alpi before every match. The one that goes "la la Juve la Juve..".

No, even better, I will tell them I will sing the chants echoed by the magical Dell'Alpi on the eve of important games. Then I will go silent.... :dielaugh:

BTW, Juve have a song like our Pazza Inter. I saw it like 3 years ago in UEFA magazine. It wasn't that bad, Davids had a good voice while singing it :dielaugh:

Funny thing is that Ferrara had an interview afterwards, he said he was the best singer and that his voice is easily the best amongst the squad, and he was getting serious. Then he started singing it during the interview again :dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh:

 

[Miki]

Funny thing is that Ferrara had an interview afterwards, he said he was the best singer and that his voice is easily the best amongst the squad, and he was getting serious. Then he started singing it during the interview again :dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh:

Well, he has had a lot of time to practice since he's always on the bench.

Are we talking about the same song btw? The song played at the beginning of every Juventus game sounds like it's been sung by a group of people and not by a solo singer.

Ciao,
Tim

 

[Hammoudi]

Could be, the one I am talking about is sung by the whole gang. But there were excerpts when few sing by themselves, including Davids.

It would be good if someone can get it, it's not a very bad song. I can use it in Halloween to scare away the annoying kids. I should have a Davids wig and glasses as well, or come with the Moggi mask :dielaugh: Even better, I will get those kids hooked on candy-looking EPO :dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh:

 

[Miki]

It would be good if someone can get it, it's not a very bad song. I can use it in Halloween to scare away the annoying kids. I should have a Davids wig and glasses as well, or come with the Moggi mask :dielaugh: Even better, I will get those kids hooked on candy-looking EPO :dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh:

And i'll dress up as drug-bloated Canna. With that evil smirk of his.

We can go to every house for Drug or Cheating.

Ciao,
Tim

 

[Hammoudi]

Oh my!!! Where did you get that picture from :scared: I told Don T not to share his special Canna collection.

 

[Hammoudi]

I came with two jokes about Milan and Juve. I didn't know whether to open a new thread for that, but for the moment I will post all jokes here.

Capello summons Nedved, Treseguet, Camronesi and Zalayeta to his office to explain the offensive scheme against Milan. He tells the players to do everything he does on the board on their notebook to study it later.

Capello goes on by drawing schemes etc. and fills up the board. He turns and sees the players busy copying it down and smiles thinking how great they are.

He then erases the board to explain further things on it. He then suddenly turns back and sees the players erasing along everything they wrote!

 

[Hammoudi]

Alex Ferguson, Moggi, a drunken fan, a referee and a linesman are stuck in a small plane. To survive, they have to lessen the load. Feguson starts by throwing the drunken fan down saying 'We have alot of these losers in the EPL.'

The referee then kicks the linesman and throws him out saying ' I still have two more assistants.'

The referee then quickly turns and throws down Moggi saying ' I still have Galliani.'