Inter - Empoli (7 May 16) [2-1]

[Aurel]

Since nobody did already, I decided, that someone has to, even if nobody cares. I'm on a undefeated 28472397403725 winning streak with match openings, so it's scientifically known, that we'll win, because it has a direct impact on the game.

Now the Stuff nobody cares about:

Location: Stadio Giuseppe Meazza

(Imagine some crappy Inter logo) vs. (imagine an even crappier Empoli logo)

Time: 18:00 CET

Past results of the clash of these two giants: check wikipedia or something like that, we probably won a game or two.

You're welcome for the sickest opening thread.

I will edit the real thread later. (Really I won't edit it at all, but at least you'll think that we have a proper match opening)

 

[ElDuccio]

First post by ElDuccio

(immagine some angry post)

 

[Dylan]

(joke about juan's availability)

 

[Dylan]

Actually with Murillo suspended that Juan thing becomes relevant.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Hope we'll win and secure the 4th place, so it won't be a problem to lose to Sassuolo and hopefully kick BBilan out of Europe. Not that i consider the rivalry towards Milan more important than Inter's own results, but since we hopefully will be sure of the 4th place by then i don't have any problem at all with losing to Sassuolo.

 

[Candreva Crosses]

(Imagine some crappy Inter logo) vs. (imagine an even crappier Empoli logo)

hahaha :trollol:

 

[Armes]

Hope we'll win and secure the 4th place, so it won't be a problem to lose to Sassuolo and hopefully kick BBilan out of Europe. Not that i consider the rivalry towards Milan more important than Inter's own results, but since we hopefully will be sure of the 4th place by then i don't have any problem at all with losing to Sassuolo.

If you care about coefficients...

eh fuck it.

 

[kameru]

Sass will make it 2 of 2 just like Lazio did today.

 

[Big Willy]

Is Murillo available?

 

[Kakaroto]

Yes. #InterDa4thPlaceMaybe5th

 

[Ronin]

Did you guys know that the match vs Udinese featured no Italian for the first time in Serie A? blivious:

 

[Bob Sacamano]

If you care about coefficients...

eh fuck it.

I do not care at all about Rube and BBilan, even not in Europe. I cheered for Sevilla, Mönchengladbach and Bayern this season. I do support Roma, Napoli, Fiorentina etc. though. By the way, i'm not sure at all Sassuolo will do less better than BBilan in Europe. They have money you know thanks to Mapei. I know that for getting as much as Italian teams in Europe as possible it's necessary for teams like Rube and BBilan to do well in Europe, but i just can't support them.

 

[JJM]

Sass is a better team than Bbilan and potentially better than us tbh.
I'm not even kidding
Watch us lose to them again.
We didn't give a single fuck yesterday
Pathetic slobs except Korndog,Handa and Miranda.
Murillo is a fucken retard...If someone comes with 25mil or smth like that sell this no neuron player.He is worse than Melo

They don't give a fuck if they finish 4th or 5th it seems, luckily Fiora is even more shit than we are atm

We might win against Empoli with minimum effort though...

I'd pay them with shit not millions

 

[Joker]

(imagine some if post)

 

[R20]

C'mon guys, there is still a chense for us to be in UCL. Maybe Roma will get discualified for fixing the matches. And then, who gets the spot? That's right, we get the spot. All we have to do is believe. Thank you Mancini for this wonderful oppertunity. If that dosn't happen, there's no room for panic. There's still 1243 points to play for if we count next ten seasons.

 

[Ronin]

Pathetic slobs except Korndog,Handa and Miranda.

Miranda was kinda shit as well the last match.

 

[JJM]

Miranda was kinda shit as well the last match.

That's like erm... your opinion, man

 

[Ziyad]

I kinda agree, probably one of his worst performances

 

[JJM]

Then what was Murillo...utter retarded shittard,at fault for 2 goals in a unbelievable manner

 

[Ronin]

Two players can be shit at the same time.