I'm young
3. Wife / gf / bf / slave / sex robot? All of the above?
None :alone: I should look into getting a slave though, would maximize the time I can spend on FIF
4. Work / school / prison / other?
In school right now. No exact plan, but something to do with $$
Baseball is other favourite sport. Watching it, playing it, though I don’t play in a league anymore. School consumes the majority of my time, but I also love movies and geography.
7. On a scale from 'really gay' to 'historically homoerotic', where would you rank 'AUW'?
About as homoerotic as Anderson Cooper and John Travolta sitting in a singles bar in Sweden listening to One Direction while drinking mojitos. Not that there’s anything wrong with that...
8. Since the Karimi transfer tragically fell through, any suggestions for who our next transfer target should be?
Management really dropped the ball on the Karimi signing, but I can understand why a player of such excellent quality was too expensive for us. The fanboy side of me would like to answer this question by resolving my biggest issue of the CB position with Hummels. However, I know he is unattainable. Since Falcao is reportedly tied to a bedpost in the basement of a crazy person Colombia, and Zarate’s body is being sold in prostitution rings in Argentina, I’ll throw the name João Moutinho out there. He’s not very attainable either, but probably is cheaper than Hummels from what I’ve read. It’s time to cut ties with Cambiasso and his high wages, so Moutinho is a good replacement CM.
I literally watch an episode of the sitcom Full House during every meal I eat. I own every season on DVD.
My favourite TV Show currently is Shameless with William H. Macy and Emmy Rossum :datass: which is on ShoTime during the winter.
10. Favorite Inter player of all time?
My first favourite player is the guy I consider my favourite of all time; Toldo. I’ve always been partial to goalkeepers, and the fact he was Italian and a total boss just helped. Also, my favourite number is 1, and he wore it.
11. Least favorite Inter player of all time?
Gresko is certainly up there, after all, he ruined the first season of Inter I can remember. I also have a strong dislike for Nagatomo.
12. Name a player that's not in LGI but should be.
Well if you ask the people of FIF, Poli or Santon would probably be the answer. But thankfully, they aren’t in charge, I am.
I think Kucka should strongly be considered due to all his contributions to the club. After all, without purchasing his card, we never would have been able to sell it.
I know I missed the 6 games of the Robbie Keane era in 2000, but he’s worth just for being Irish.
In the end, Roberto Carlos is the only one I can think of who I would even attempt to endorse. LGI should have some high standards
13. Name a player that's in LGI, but should not be.
I’ll get blasted for this one, but I voted he should be in former players and coaches, and I’ll stand by it.
Eto’o. Yes, he is a great player. Yes, he gave this club everything. Yes, he was on the treble team. But fact of the matter is he was here for 2 seasons, and one of those seasons wasn’t even a good season for Inter. True, he did drag us to 2nd place that year, and true, we probably forced him out, but he would have had to stay here longer and have a bigger impact imo to get LGI.
There are others I disagree with, but this is the most controversial one I suppose. And don’t give me this “Mourinho was here for a short time” crap, because he almost completely responsible for building the treble team.
14. If you could (and had to) take one player from the following teams, who would you take?
[*] Juve
Chiellini; instant starter on our defense. I also think he’s the best defender in Serie A.
Tough one now, though 4 months ago this would have been slam dunk Thiago Silva. Boateng would have to be my choice, though I was tempted to say El-Shaarawy
Messi.
Destro, we need a young talented striker to push Milito
Rafael. Yeah, RVP or Rooney wouldn’t hurt, but their wages would kill us, and RVP would be BFFs with Sneijder on the trainer’s table come December. Rafael is an instant start for us at RB, young, cheap, and means I never have to see Jonny boy or Naganomore
I’d rather sign I4E’s ancient body and put him as our false nine.
[*] Genoa (because you know it's going to happen anyway)
Torn between Immobile and Kucka
De Rosario is the best Canadian NT, has good pace, and great dribbling ability, however he’s on the wrong side of 30. So Junior Hoilett, winger who plays for QPR. Young, talented, and actually starting material one day imo. Jamie Peters is the fastest Canadian you’ve ever not heard of. Wouldn’t mind him as a squad player against bad/slower teams.
15. If we didn't hire Strama, who would you have liked to see us hire?
I’m not all in on Strama like many here. I feel like he was the benefactor of a weak schedule. I forget the exact statistic, but I believe he beat like 4 of the teams Ranieri beat during his run. Blanc would be my choice.
16. For each of the following activities, pick 5 FIF members to join you:
[*] Watching an Inter match
Snake, Pajo, Vasilios, Suneet, Alessandro
[*] Going out on the town for a night of heavy drinking
I don’t drink, but That’s Unpossible is for sure in. Dino probably would get arrested somehow, so I’ll count him in. Pharaoh because he watches American sports is in. I4E so we have someone old/”experienced” enough to be our DD after downing a few. Vasilios because I like his posts.
[*] Getting in a fight with a group of Juve fans
Visca, Kato, Ana Banana, FC Barca (yes I know he’s a dude)
Just to prove people with pussies are less of pussies than Jube fans
[*] Getting drugged and trapped in Uni's dungeon
Coaster, Dylan, Fitzy, That’s Unpossible, Loather of the Hill People
17. For all of the icons below, list the FIF member that best fits them
:megusta: CafeCordoba
:awwwyeah: Dino
:slick: Snake
:trollol: crzdcolombian
:cereal: Pajo
:fuckyea: Blackmore
edobear: Universe
kay: Fitzy
I4E; I think they were born in the same decade
:datass: That’s Unpossible
:fffuuu: Hamsun
:dino: Martijn
:foreveralone: Me, currently.
:trolldad: Hamsun
:yuno: Jimmy in the 4 posts I’ve read of his during my time here stick out
Vasilios
:notbad: Vito
:troll: FCBarca
:closeenough: eNz
:challenge: monster09
blivious: bzBrowhAzdk
:serious: Stefan (PS, where the heck has this dude been?)
okerface: dynasty27
:milkrageface: Willy
:chan: Nerazzurri Ninja
Nyall
The Wall
Myself when reading any of the following
1. Someone’s memories of Andrea Poli
2. Someone’s memories of Davide Santon
3. Someone mention Giuseppe Rossi and the word “transfer” in the same sentence
4. Anything relating to AUW
5. A detailed description Universe’s not-so private life
6. People blindly scapegoating Branca, Chivu, or Deki
7. Any post by Nerazzurri Ninja, or that mentions how overrated Argentinean and Brazilian players are, and how it’s a good idea to explore the Colombia coke and Chilean player market
Coaster
Lionheart