Another question: Do have a tendency you use your right hand to point out where you are from in Michigan?
I’m not from Michigan, have never lived there. I’ve only ever lived where I am now basically; Myanmar.
Have you ever been smoking a cigarette, only to realize you were in fact sucking a thin, paper-like dick?
Yeah, you would think the fact that Fitzy is so young would mean he has a little more ability, but guess not.
Have you ever been playing with yourself, only to realize you were in fact, rubbing a tic-tac through your fingers?
The minty-freshness is definitely a turn on for the ladies. One time, I was at a club and I met this girl, I think she was a MODEL. Let’s just say her breath was minty fresh afterwards
Have you ever been making a match thread, only to realize that in fact, Coaster has already made it?
Yes, actually
And I swear, if he makes the one thread I want to make later this year, I’m flying to Oakland and locking him in a cell on Alcatraz.
No shit! My dad is an Inter fan from Lazio as well. All of his friends and family are Lazio fans. Which part of Lazio is your dad from?
Ceprano; about 1 hour from Roma. If your dad is from Ceprano I will literally LOL because the town has like 20000 people max.
If you someday come to Colombia, what will you do first, get a hit of coke or fuck a big assed hottie?
Well, this is quite the dilemma. On one hand, I’m all in favour of illegal drugs, but due to the supposed awesomeness of coke from Colombia, I might not be able to handle it. On the other hand, I’m more a boobs guy than a butt guy, so that wouldn’t do a whole lot for me. I think the first thing I would do would be find Falcao and demand a ransom from CrzdColombian. Then I’d probably go for the coke. Then I’d find a big boobed Colombian chick. What does Falcao’s girlfriend look like?
ADRossi, are you related to Valentino Rossi?
If I was, I would probably know Cassano, which would be sweet. I would also probably be rich; or in jail for helping him evade taxes.