Pre-Season 2019/2020

[KevinB]

^ Fatcao law

I actually don't want him at Inter, especially not for the prices rumoured.

The Lukaku Law

Lukaku law: "A bulky player instantly gains +25 kilo after a bad season."

 

[dax21]

Overweight is overweight, be it muscles or fat. Being a physical striker is one thing, having to drag extra 15kg that impact your acceleration and agility is another. Even Mou told him to quit weights in the gym room because it was affecting his running.

But let's wait to see him in an Inter shirt, monday morning quarterbacking is useless.

 

[SiamoNoi]

Mauro Icardi and Radja Nainggolan will travel to Lugano with the rest of the team to take part in the pre-season retreat.

:work:

 

[wera]

The Lukaku Law

The Lawkaku?

 

[JJM]

The Lawkaku?

you telling me I'm not funny...you ain't much better either

 

[Universe]

I haven't seen any official list of the players called to preseason retreat?

 

[Wobblz]

you telling me I'm not funny...you ain't much better either

I for one find you two lovebirds hilarious at times.

 

[Dylan]

I haven't seen any official list of the players called to preseason retreat?

No need to ruin the positive trend we're building with announcements.

 

[wera]

I for one find you two lovebirds hilarious at times.

I'm just waiting a chance to buttfuck him with a wig on that resembles Wanda's hair.

 

[JJM]

I'm just waiting a chance to buttfuck him with a wig on that resembles Wanda's hair.

I knew you love me

 

[yoszee]

Suning is building 40 rooms hotel at Pinetina, go get a room.

 

[wera]

And I'll fuck you too.

Now back to topic.

 

[JJM]

updated the first post a bit...still in very lazy style blivious:

 

[intermilan1982]

Yes, what a fat fuck. Seriously, he's bulky because of his muscles, not because of fat

lol omg so he is heavy so not that good at ball not that good in tight spaces not that good in heading so what is he good at running in empthy soace and where will have that in serie a and with what teams he is not Adriano he is andy carrol with bad heading

 

[Dogen]

So, the long-awaited Conte+Marotta press-conference at the new Inter HQ will be this Sunday, as planned.

With all due respect to our former technical co-ordinator, it has to be said: the hype that surrounded the pre-season speech given by Walter "Sabathustra" Sabatini two years ago from the mountains of Brunico pales in comparison.

If Andonio starts to moan already, Marotta will be ready to kick him under the table.

 

[Universe]

Thus/also spake/sprach Sabathustra/..?

 

[JJM]

Inter to face Valencia in the Trofeo Naranja on August 10th
https://www.inter.it/en/news/68037

 

[wera]

Why do we play Juve and Valencia this summer? These are the cuntiest of teams, they should go play somewhere in Russia and get lost in Syberia.

 

[JJM]

Why do we play Juve and Valencia this summer? These are the cuntiest of teams, they should go play somewhere in Russia and get lost in Syberia.

To build character, gotta face the dirty teams too

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[forzainter257]

did we sign Pintus?