Samir Handanovic

[Ethor]

How the hell, he kept a clean sheet today is beyond me. Guess the wood work, luck and the shear incompetence of Juve may have something to do with it. Please get better through the rest of the season.

 

[Harpsabu]

I wonder who's fault it was this time because handa is surely not to blame, surely!?!

 

[thatdude]

He did make a save against Zakaria if I’m not mistaken. Outside of that he was shakey as ever and a complete liability.

 

[Ethor]

I wonder who's fault it was this time because handa is surely not to blame, surely!?!

Too much of an Inter fan, I suspect. Moreover, I'm from the US so what the hell do I know about real football

 

[andrejZGB]

Saved us big time on that Zakaria shot. Massive save.

 

[brakbrak]

Moreover, I'm from the US so what the hell do I know about real football

The fact that you called it Football is enough

 

[Bluenine]

He has a couple of shaky moments which luckily went unpunished, but apart from that he was quite solid. Saved our arse on that brilliant Zakaria shot, that save was worth 2 points.

 

[brightbackground]

bruh

 

[brightbackground]

He has a couple of shaky moments which luckily went unpunished, but apart from that he was quite solid. Saved our arse on that brilliant Zakaria shot, that save was worth 2 points.

That shot was central and at a decent height. I would expect any half decent goalkeeper to put it behind for a corner, not risk a goal by putting it onto the post.

This was one of the worst Handa performances of this season, and that's saying something. But that's not surprising, considering that he always puts on a show against Rubentus. Good thing luck was on our side tonight for once.

 

[Universe]

Handanovic has completely lost his fucking marbles. He simply refuses to catch a ball the fucking lunatic. Every time juve put a cross into our box he was causing pandemonium by wildly trying (and failing) to punch the ball instead of claiming it with both hands.

That one where juve nearly scored was just fucking unforgivable. One of the worst things I have ever seen a footballer do on a pitch. Cuadrado's cross came STRAIGHT at him for fucks sake. All the the stupid cunt had to do was just catch it. Instead, he tried to punch it outwards with this retarded swinging double-fist, only to put the ball directly upwards. Then when the ball came down (yes he was pushed by Chiellini), he tried to punch it AGAIN instead of being strong, and jumping up the catch the ball with two hands - like any fucking 12 year old is trained to do.

The shots that he did parry were extremely unconvincing as well. There was another Cuadrado shot which came at him from a very similar angle to Zakaria's, but even further out, and he parried it straight into Skriniar's path ffs. I don't want to hear praise for the Zakaria save. As brightbackground mentioned, it was powerful but it was pretty much straight at him and at a very comfortable height. The fact that he only managed to deflect it onto the post only goes to show that he was slow in getting his hands up.

Utterly catastrophic performance from Handanovic and next season already feels like a joke with two clown goalkeepers.

 

[Inter7]

Handanovic has completely lost his fucking marbles. He simply refuses to catch a ball the fucking lunatic. Every time juve put a cross into our box he was causing pandemonium by wildly trying (and failing) to punch the ball instead of claiming it with both hands.

That one where juve nearly scored was just fucking unforgivable. One of the worst things I have ever seen a footballer do on a pitch. Cuadrado's cross came STRAIGHT at him for fucks sake. All the the stupid cunt had to do was just catch it. Instead, he tried to punch it outwards with this retarded swinging double-fist, only to put the ball directly upwards. Then when the ball came down (yes he was pushed by Chiellini), he tried to punch it AGAIN instead of being strong, and jumping up the catch the ball with two hands - like any fucking 12 year old is trained to do.

The shots that he did parry were extremely unconvincing as well. There was another Cuadrado shot which came at him from a very similar angle to Zakaria's, but even further out, and he parried it straight into Skriniar's path ffs. I don't want to hear praise for the Zakaria save. As brightbackground mentioned, it was powerful but it was pretty much straight at him and at a very comfortable height. The fact that he only managed to deflect it onto the post only goes to show that he was slow in getting his hands up.

Utterly catastrophic performance from Handanovic and next season already feels like a joke with two clown goalkeepers.

I literally could have just liked this post but I felt it wouldnt underline how much I agree with this.... What in the flying fuck is he doing. Catch the ball!!!! great save against zakaria but maybe thats the minimum we should expect from our keeper.... also second half legit passed the ball to them directly. Cant wait for a new keeper. If onana can catch the ball legit he is already an improvement over Inter.

 

[NimAraya]

The only reason Handa kept a clean sheet last night was because Juve players basically aimed like Inter forwards: many shots and zero accuracy.

The guy has completely lost it. His reactions make more goal scoring opportunities for the opponents. Hope he somehow get his shit together until the end of season.

 

[NimAraya]

I literally could have just liked this post but I felt it wouldnt underline how much I agree with this.... What in the flying fuck is he doing. Catch the ball!!!! great save against zakaria but maybe thats the minimum we should expect from our keeper.... also second half legit passed the ball to them directly. Cant wait for a new keeper. If onana can catch the ball legit he is already an improvement over Inter.

It was no great save. The shot was straight at him. It was powerful but that was it. Unless if GKs turn into a big giant hole, every decent GK could stop that shot from going in.

 

[Orion_]

Handanovic has completely lost his fucking marbles. He simply refuses to catch a ball the fucking lunatic. Every time juve put a cross into our box he was causing pandemonium by wildly trying (and failing) to punch the ball instead of claiming it with both hands.

That one where juve nearly scored was just fucking unforgivable. One of the worst things I have ever seen a footballer do on a pitch. Cuadrado's cross came STRAIGHT at him for fucks sake. All the the stupid cunt had to do was just catch it. Instead, he tried to punch it outwards with this retarded swinging double-fist, only to put the ball directly upwards. Then when the ball came down (yes he was pushed by Chiellini), he tried to punch it AGAIN instead of being strong, and jumping up the catch the ball with two hands - like any fucking 12 year old is trained to do.

The shots that he did parry were extremely unconvincing as well. There was another Cuadrado shot which came at him from a very similar angle to Zakaria's, but even further out, and he parried it straight into Skriniar's path ffs. I don't want to hear praise for the Zakaria save. As brightbackground mentioned, it was powerful but it was pretty much straight at him and at a very comfortable height. The fact that he only managed to deflect it onto the post only goes to show that he was slow in getting his hands up.

Utterly catastrophic performance from Handanovic and next season already feels like a joke with two clown goalkeepers.

The follow up to Cuadrado's cross was even worse than what he did vs Verona's Faraoni season or two ago, i'm sure you'll remember Bastoni showing him how to jump and prone his arms to catch the ball. Hilarious stuff.

To me it looks like he has problems with his brain/vision connection, something is not right in that department.

 

[Sawyer]

This thread man

 

[Stefan]

He really took the mou motto of "rather lucky then good" to new levels yesterday.

 

[Harpsabu]

There was a stage towards the end where the ball came rolling to him and no rube players around, prob in last 5 minutes or so. Bastoni was telling him he has time. This fucktard picked it up immediately. How he is so clueless and nervous at his age is beyond me

 

[RickyMaravilla'sRightFoot]

That was one of the worst Handa displays I can remember— just completely all over the place. It’s been something I’ve said frequently this year.

 

[Sawyer]

I'm must have watched a different game.

He kept a clean sheet don't mean to be rude but no matter what anyone says he did his job. Get a grip.

 

[magnesium]

Just get Bremer next year, i don't care who our GK , Handa, Onana, even Radu.