Roberto said::dielaugh: Hamed's Post. He got you bro, he knows that you're family is too cheap(jews) to actually go to Jamaica. The pics of your "resort" looked amazing. Possibly the best motel i've ever seen.
As for me I'll be enjoying my spring break just partying and playing cards with my friends. I'm going to Italy this summer so i didn't have the cash to go anywhere this spring break.