Why Branca has finally realized his mistakes

[Caecuban]

So, we all know we are currently facing problems and that the current squad is not enough to challenge for CL places. Yet, Branca's targets in this mercato show that he finally understood what kind of player is necessary for Inter to suceed.

Why? Rumours of the sale/loan of Guarin, Pereira, Handa and Rano while rumours of buying/loaning Lavezzi, Lamela, Osvaldo...

Let's take a quick look on our most used formation:

Palacio
Guarin
Naga - Kovacic - Cambiasso - Alvarez - Jona
Juan - Rano - Hugo
Handa​

So, what's the big problem with this squad? You can see clearly below:

Palacio

Guarin

Naga -

Kovacic -

Cambiasso -

Alvarez -

Jona

Juan -

Rano -

Hugo

Handa​

Branca now understood that it doesn't matter if the players speaks Spanish and is from South America, as apparently there is more than one Spanish speaking country in South America... therefore

Guaro,

Pereira and

Gargano did not meet expectations and are on their way out. Also,

Juan and

Jonathan don't speak Spanish and thus aren't able to properly cover in the defense due to not understanding

Cambiasso.

With some focused work in this mercato (

Otamendi - we are always buying the wrong Spanish speaking player from Porto - and

Peruzzi - from the other Asado clan in Serie A) we can finally go for our dreamed "Asado 352" and get our torneo, I mean, scudetto.

Palacio -

Milito

Zanetti -

Botta -

Cambiasso -

Alvarez -

Peruzzi

Hugo -

Samuel -

Otamendi

Carrizo​

And yes, I'm clearly quite frustrated with our current squad.

 

[Hugo Boss]

One member of FIF gone crazy by our condition....

 

[francesco]

we can play in argentinian league and win something there

 

[Fapuccino]

I don't mind argies as long as they're not into orgies with wanda. and they're not 90+ years old

 

[francesco]

actually we can call back silvestre
he is argentinian :troll:

 

[Armes]

One member of FIF gone crazy by our condition....

This.

OP, you lost me at the flags (so much, that I can't really tell if you're just making a joke or being serious).

 

[Wallace]

We probably can't afford Otamendi, but hopefully we can get Gonzalo Rodriguez for cheap when Fiorentina manage to reinforce their defense.

Or Roncaglia if Rodriguez is too expensive for us.

 

[francesco]

actually we can call back silvestre
he is argentinian :troll:

We probably can't afford Otamendi, but hopefully we can get Gonzalo Rodriguez for cheap when Fiorentina manage to reinforce their defense.

Or Roncaglia if Rodriguez is too expensive for us.

I replied wallace before he post
I have superpower :megusta:

 

[Wings]

You have the wrong flag for Handanovic.

 

[Devious]

I like these small flags, it`s so colorful!

 

[Doffy]

 

[JJM]

Handa isn't from Slovakia though :work:




:alone:

 

[wera]

ofc, Handa is a bosnian traitor :troll:

 

[Redbullsnation]

This is hilarious. Just like Newcastle's obsession with French or French-speaking players

 

[Caecuban]

I couldn't find Slovenia's flag on the website I was using, so I just took whatever flag I could find from a nearby country blivious:

But to be honest, I was expecting someone from Slovenia to protest first

 

[Alan]

Shiet, this troll. Devious are you getting old? When are you coming with these sort of trolls?