Guys chillax !
This isn't even a transfer news. It's a silly transfer speculation what made up by some smart ass football agents.
Fisrt Schira then calciomercato ! I mean c'mon !
I've already told you that the club has nothing to do with Ninja. It seems that you need some details.
Here we go !
What positions are Ninja able to play for ? AMC and DMC ,am I right ?
The AMC position :
Beşiktaş had Adem Ljajic and Oğuzhan Özyakup. The Serbian became a sentimental bitch ( got depression or something like that ) and already forgot how to play football when his ex-girlfriend left him. The Turkish one is a lazy bitch who used to be an Arsenal wonderkid before Jesus Christ. Beşiktaş fans have waited ages for him to be a real star ,but nothing has changed ,because like I said he's a lazy bitch and doesn't want to improve himself.
For these reasons the club wanted to get rid of these two (especially Adem Ljajic) They told Adem gently ''fuck off'' but the Serbian doesn't want to leave because of his high wage. No one has shown up yet who's willing to get Adem (even some super rich Arab clubs) Both Adem and Oğuzhan will probably stay.
So ,Beşiktaş definetely needed a decent AMC and they got Alex Teixeira (played for the Zhangs Chinese team) Yeah ,the last one is a done deal. The Brazilian will join the club in monday.
Ex-Viola Rachid Ghezzal is about to come back to the club who plays as AMR but also has AMC skills. He's man of the season of Turkish league.
The DMC position :
Beşiktaş had Atiba Hutchinson and Josef de Souza. The Canadian captain is an iconic player for the club like Inter's Javier Zanetti. The Brazilian one is one of the toughest mothafuckas of the league. I mean a true warrior. These two for starting 11.
The club transfered 2 Turks for squad depth. Ex-Romanista Salih Uçan who had a great season with Alanyaspor and Mehmet Topal who used to be a Valencia player.
They are also chasing for another foreign DMC who could be Gedson Fernandes from Benfica or Fernando Lucas Martins from Chinese league.
Anyway ,this is not a priority. The priority is getting a 1 or 2 strikers and a well experinced CL centreback ( it will most probably be Diego Godin )
So ,after all these details please tell me for god's sake ! Which position will Ninja play for ?
as a goalkeeper or as a cheerleader ?