2023/2024 Defenders Rumours Thread

[vex]

He does have more quality than Dumfries and at least won’t ruin attacks with indecisiveness

Here is the comparison between the two from data mb. I don't think I have to tell you which one is which. Or maybe some people will be confused about who is the dude that's finished.



Anyways I don't think this transfer saga is over especially if curva nord who ignored conte and beppe starts hardcore protesting against this cunt

 

[brehme1989]

I mean, Conte's career was basically over by the time I was exiting the womb (exaggerating for explanation purposes). Hard to have much hate for someone you never even saw play. Cuadrado just cuts different.

Cuadrado would barely make the top 10 hated players of the last 30 years.
Yeah he was being a cunt but that's about it. He was being a cunt to everyone. Similar to Chiellini in a way. Or a more appropriate comparison would be a Giannichedda that just played too many years for them.
If anything, Felipe Melo was probably an even bigger cunt but he came in and said he was always Interista and then completely repented

Conte, Montero, Iuliano, Nedved, Zebina, Bonucci, Tacchinardi and Pessotto are locks. Then there's Buffon who was a clown. Camoranesi was a grade A cunt, too. Not sure where Cuadrado would subjectively rank but as annoying as he's been, apart from a few silly moments, our dislike has more to do with sporting damage than actually being a gobbo di merda. Which he is of course, but just not the biggest of them.

 

[Stefan]

We all know how the last curva protest went. They will show up there , have a 5 minute chat and abandon their protest. That's how their hakimi protest went.

 

[_OC_]

Cuadrado would barely make the top 10 hated players of the last 30 years.
Yeah he was being a cunt but that's about it. He was being a cunt to everyone. Similar to Chiellini in a way. Or a more appropriate comparison would be a Giannichedda that just played too many years for them.
If anything, Felipe Melo was probably an even bigger cunt but he came in and said he was always Interista and then completely repented

Conte, Montero, Iuliano, Nedved, Zebina, Bonucci, Tacchinardi and Pessotto are locks. Then there's Buffon who was a clown. Camoranesi was a grade A cunt, too. Not sure where Cuadrado would subjectively rank but as annoying as he's been, apart from a few silly moments, our dislike has more to do with sporting damage than actually being a gobbo di merda. Which he is of course, but just not the biggest of them.

Absolute bollocks.
'Apart from a few silly moments'? The guys is the anthitesis of sport, the epitomy of cheat to win at any costs, the absolute worst diver in the league the last 7-8 years. He was the guy that 'alerted' the referee to yellow card Lukaku after the penalty in Turin like a snivelling vermin, then proceeded to punch our captain in the face after the match. That was in one match. The Perisic stuff is enough in and of itself, and instead we choose to embrace the cunt.
He is, without a doubt, the most unlikeable player in the league (above Theo), and the most unlikeable Juventus player since Chiellini - maybe worse. Comparing him to someone who I'd honestly never heard of in Giannichedda smells of being contrary, because "well, you stomached Conte so this should be just fine ", which I'm sure this is.

The dancing gif alone is and was enough to want to punch your fist through the screen.

In one window we've sold Brozovic for small change, chosen not to renew an icon like D'Ambro (even though he wanted to stay) and let a legend like Handanovic go (maybe on his own accord) - and we turn around a pick up Juventus' trash (and he is just that) whom they for sporting reasons couldn't bother to renew. Let that sink in.

Renewing D'Ambro, who knows the locker room in and out for one more season would make perfect sense, and instead we buy someone who's even fucking older and who's made a mockery of that same locker room for all his time in the Zebra shirt. Marotta is trying to work with what he's got, but there is zero sense to this other than "I've worked with this player before, and he's a safe (whatever that means) choice". Ah ah. Not good enough. We don't piss on our colors
A) Because you as a sporting director aren't an Interista and see this as purely business.
B) Because you can't be bothered to think of anyone else.

Comparing this to Acerbi is just not getting what's at stake here.

 

[Corrode]

Haha I was like in Colombia they are saying done deal then see 3 pages of hating him which is about right….

Sadly this means I will have to see him weekly for my favorite team and every few months for my NT. Was waiting for him to go to Arabia or Qatar so I’d never see him again.

This guy gets so many red cards and dives so fking much

There is still a time for Cuadrado to accept Arabia, Dubai, or Qatar offer tho.

 

[andrei]

There is still a time for Cuadrado to accept Arabia, Dubai, or Qatar offer tho.

Nooo, he only want Inter!

 

[magnesium]

Imagine lose Skriniar and Lukaku who taught us they Will be leader at Inter.

Then recruit Cuadrado and Bonucci. What an awesome transfer window.

 

[ElDuccio]

Imagine lose Skriniar and Lukaku who taught us they Will be leader at Inter.

Then recruit Cuadrado and Bonucci. What an awesome transfer window.

i think there would be a realistic chance if Bonucci was RWB but thanks god he isn't. Cuadrado is a cunt but at least he can become helpful. Bonucci never had qualitys, he would be no one without the help of Chiellini and Barzagli when he was considered a good defender... he never was.

 

[RickyMaravilla'sRightFoot]

I don’t blame CN at all if they full on protest the move Guarin-Vucinic style. Even if Cuadrado pisses on the Juve crest and apologizes in his announcement video, I still wouldn’t root for him. And that’s not even getting into the sporting aspect.. completely predictable and unimaginative.

 

[PpanY]

Nobody make the Cuntdrado thread?

Or we should move the one from flamers' paradise

 

[PHM1605]

Cuadrado deal is hilarious. More than Lukaku playing behind our back for Juve

Love/hate aside, lets talk about quality. He was not good for Juve last year indeed. But neither do other players. Even Vlahovic is atrocious in that system.

The year before he was still years ahead of e.g. our rumours Holm or Lazaro. Ok as a stop gap to share some breath for Dumfries (if dirt cheap salary ofc); then next year we can allocate more significant resource on this position.

Now lets focus on a striker; and a backup defender. That gonna cost a lot of money already.

 

[M.Adnan]

So what's next? bring Nedved to the management team?

We should've just stuck with D'Ambrosio. He's better in every way possible.

 

[TheNetworkZ]

I knew from the moment Cuadrado signed for juventus that he would one day join Inter when he'd be well over 30.

You all knew this too.

 

[PpanY]

Im also okay with this transfer as long as we don't miss Singo to meelan. Maybe give Lazaro to Torino to secure his signature for next season on free.

Don't forget we also need to find Onana replacement.

Cuadrado deal is hilarious. More than Lukaku playing behind our back for Juve

Love/hate aside, lets talk about quality. He was not good for Juve last year indeed. But neither do other players. Even Vlahovic is atrocious in that system.

The year before he was still years ahead of e.g. our rumours Holm or Lazaro. Ok as a stop gap to share some breath for Dumfries; then next year we can allocate more significant resource on this position.

Now lets focus on a striker; and a backup defender. That gonna cost a lot of money already.

 

[crzdcolombian]

Nobody make the Cuntdrado thread?

Or we should move the one from flamers' paradise

Nope….

Will not be me. Hope this doesn’t burn bridges for Colombians in the future.

Why not get Mina instead free agent, lower wages and 7 years younger in a position we need

 

[PHM1605]

3 months ago

 

[Ethor]

Just waiting for this guy to dive, get a no call, then run to the ref and start jabbering like a ferret on speed.

 

[Universe]

Now to go back and sign Lukaku

 

[ronnyle]

let’s just re-sign Handa, Perisic and Lukaku and turn this into a circus.

 

[PHM1605]

(don't ban me)