Carlos Alberto Tévez
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10 years of FIFThis Tevez shit is some pain in my ass god damn! I wanna know what's going on, & so do you! & that's why I'mma take care of the situation myself. THAT'S RIGHT! Take care of it all myself & relieve all Interisti from this excruciating pain in all your asses. You want something done, you do it yourself!
OK... here is the deal: :work:
Some of y'all might know that Dzeko's sister works in the law firm I work for. Good, nice girl I joke with everyday & enjoy working with.
TODAY, outta nowhere, I had this brilliant idea to tell her to pick of her phone & text the following message to his bro:
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Ladies & gentlemen,
today La Gazzetta Della Lionheart was born & YOU WERE THERE!!! Fuck goal.com, fuck fcinternews, fuck tuttomercato, fuck skyitalia... cuz I'M THE REAL DEAL NOW!!! This is a story you'll be telling your children & grand children, when they ask you...
blivious: "Daddy? where were you when La Gazzetta Della Lionheart was founded?"
Most of you will be answering that you were sitting in front of your PC with your hands in your pants, but that's fine. Only important thing is that you make sure you look like this
while telling the story of the day this great establishment was founded! You were there & DAT makes you special.
I'mma get back to you on the Tevez issue when I got something. He'll probably answer "Sis, mind your own fuckin' business, aight?" but just... never mind...
OK... here is the deal: :work:
Some of y'all might know that Dzeko's sister works in the law firm I work for. Good, nice girl I joke with everyday & enjoy working with.
TODAY, outta nowhere, I had this brilliant idea to tell her to pick of her phone & text the following message to his bro:
"Hey bro, 'sup? Listen, are you close with Tevez?
Can you ask him whether he will go to Inter ot not & let me know.
Thanks bro. Kisses."
...& FUCK ME, she did!!! Right infront of my eyes, she sent the message & within the next few days until I see her again this big mistery is going to be solved, by yours truly Mr. Lionheart. Can you ask him whether he will go to Inter ot not & let me know.
Thanks bro. Kisses."
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Ladies & gentlemen,
today La Gazzetta Della Lionheart was born & YOU WERE THERE!!! Fuck goal.com, fuck fcinternews, fuck tuttomercato, fuck skyitalia... cuz I'M THE REAL DEAL NOW!!! This is a story you'll be telling your children & grand children, when they ask you...
blivious: "Daddy? where were you when La Gazzetta Della Lionheart was founded?"
Most of you will be answering that you were sitting in front of your PC with your hands in your pants, but that's fine. Only important thing is that you make sure you look like this
while telling the story of the day this great establishment was founded! You were there & DAT makes you special.I'mma get back to you on the Tevez issue when I got something. He'll probably answer "Sis, mind your own fuckin' business, aight?" but just... never mind...
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Forum Supporter10 years of FIFI'm not pretending to know someone. She's the dudes sister. He could ask Tevez or know it himself already & let her know. It could work. Gotta have faith in me.
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10 years of FIFIn Lionheart we trust !
Seriously if you come out with the news that Dzeko's sis, knows from her bro that Tevez wants us and he's going to join us.:slick::slick::slick::slick:
This Tevez shit is some pain in my ass god damn! I wanna know what's going on, & so do you! & that's why I'mma take care of the situation myself. THAT'S RIGHT! Take care of it all myself & relieve all Interisti from this excruciating pain in all your asses. You want something done, you do it yourself!
OK... here is the deal: :work:
Some of y'all might know that Dzeko's sister works in the law firm I work for. Good, nice girl I joke with everyday & enjoy working with.
TODAY, outta nowhere, I had this brilliant idea to tell her to pick of her phone & text the following message to his bro:
"Hey bro, 'sup? Listen, are you close with Tevez?...& FUCK ME, she did!!! Right infront of my eyes, she sent the message & within the next few days until I see her again this big mistery is going to be solved, by yours truly Mr. Lionheart.
Can you ask him whether he will go to Inter ot not & let me know.
Thanks bro. Kisses."
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Ladies & gentlemen,
today La Gazzetta Della Lionheart was born & YOU WERE THERE!!! Fuck goal.com, fuck fcinternews, fuck tuttomercato, fuck skyitalia... cuz I'M THE REAL DEAL NOW!!! This is a story you'll be telling your children & grand children, when they ask you...
Most of you will be answering that you were sitting in front of your PC with your hands in your pants, but that's fine. Only important thing is that you make sure you look like this
I'mma get back to you on the Tevez issue when I got something. He'll probably answer "Sis, mind your own fuckin' business, aight?" but just... never mind...
We'll be waiting Lio
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In Lionheart we trust !
Seriously if you come out with the news that Dzeko's sis, knows from her bro that Tevez wants us and he's going to join us.:slick::slick::slick::slick:
then Lio will be a legend
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Forum Supporter10 years of FIFIt depends if we can get rid of pandev as well imho. That's the only the deal is possible.
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10 years of FIFLio the legend !!!!!!!
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