Estevão Dalbert

[ADRossi]

Just golden handshake him

 

[M.Adnan]

 

[Universe]

Apparently this fucking loser is leaving Rennes and going to Valladolid. Whatever. At least he's not coming back here.

Just golden handshake him

...turn him to solid gold with the Hand of Midas then sell him off to be melted down to make earrings. According to google, Dalbert is 70kg and gold is currently $60,000 per kilo which equates to $4,200,000. It's the only way we might recoup some of his wasted transfer fee.

 

[IM21]

romano - Dalbert has decided to turn down the bid from Valladolid: “I’m staying at Rennes until the end of the season, I won’t leave the club”

 

[Universe]

A drop of polonium in his Gatorade

 

[NimAraya]

I almost forgot this fucker exists.
Another shitty deal that we have to be reminded of every time these fuckers get loaned out and come back, because nobody is willing to buy them because they're either shit or on high salary.

 

[PHM1605]

TwEnTy-TwO million not even worth one-tenth.

How we handled the negotiation was incredible.

 

[CafeCordoba]

Btw we have already next deal like this on the pipeline we need to handle. Lazaro. At least he got the bizarre scorpion kick goal so maybe his stock is a bit better than Dalbert's was (after we bought him).

 

[RickyMaravilla'sRightFoot]

Btw we have already next deal like this on the pipeline we need to handle. Lazaro. At least he got the bizarre scorpion kick goal so maybe his stock is a bit better than Dalbert's was (after we bought him).

Lazaro is made of glass like Sensi. Even if he impresses, they will be reluctant to pay.

 

[IM21]

FCInterNews saying CSKA is interested. Inter think Dalbert is worth 7-8M.

HAHAHAHAHA. I'd be happy if we get 1M for this shit.

 

[Puma]

Are we shipping this cunt to Russia yet?

 

[IM21]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1413455515590434818

 

[CafeCordoba]

Please, any of these two. Just buy this fucker.

I'm pretty certain these clubs aren't interested in buying, only loaning.

 

[Il Drago]

Turkish teams pay high wages but they can't afford a high transfer fee. They will only offer a loan for Dalbert. Our best hope to sell him is the Russian team.

 

[Il Drago]

According to Sky, Dalbert will join Trabzonspor on loan with obligation to buy for 7m.

I don't think my heart can handle two good news in one evening.

 

[CafeCordoba]

Not gonna buy that one. Expecting it to turn to option to buy.

 

[M.Adnan]

Yeah most likely option to buy and he'll be here again next year.

 

[nelsonrivas2011]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1413611476586270721

 

[Ethor]

Nice to hear so good news for a change. I was being to wonder if Inter was being run by the three stooges all with the name Curly. Hope this post doesn't jinx it.

 

[CafeCordoba]

It has already turned to obligation to buy with certain conditions.

So until more information, expecting Dalbert back next summer.