I knew you were joking, I am too - sort of. Frenkie would be a palanca really as it wouldl fiscally free the club up considerably
Laporta isn't part of the salary cap but know this, as loony as he can come off the guy lives & breathes Barca - he loves the club and will do everything to turns things around. I have no doubt
As for the signings - I am not a big fan of Kessie or Christensen but they arrived free, if they flop we can turn a profit in sales. Kounde won't fail anymore than Lewy or Raphinha. Technically Dembele is a signing as well and I am stunned by the turnaround in him, it beggars belief - an outstanding world class talent. Pablo Torre will be a name to remember. Only question now is if Bernardo arrives or not, he's the cherry on the cake of an incredible transfer window for the club - it's best ever IMHO