The bullshit thread

[Fitzy]

Thought I'd create this thread because I saw the "Post New Thread" button and saw nothing else like it in the first few topics... just post anything here... drunken ramblings, random opinions, cures for the common cold, etc... If someone closes this thread, they can get fucked tbh. If moved... well played. If merged... get fucked. Most of the interesting stuff on the forum in the past week could go in a thread like this anyway imo.

 

[Mino]

FUCK BARCELONA

 

[b4h4mooth]

lets start with ur avatar, who the hell is that beard dude? looks like some random guy in starwars jedi movie.

 

[Fitzy]

lets start with ur avatar, who the hell is that beard dude? looks like some random guy in starwars jedi movie.

Lets start with why you didn't just call yourself behemoth.

 

[Pimpin]

Drunk?

 

[sanka]

I know kung-fu

 

[b4h4mooth]

chuck norris > kung-fu

 

[Fitzy]

Drunk?

PimpinAintSober

 

[Pimpin]

PimpinAintSober

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH , get drunk, but still keep them bitches tight

 

[Fitzy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH , get drunk, but still keep them bitches tight

Thats the plan (and the method to the madness)

 

[Dylan]

There's method in the Magners.

 

[Coasterfreek]

This should be moved to Flamers paradise.

 

[Dylan]

''Been spending most my life living in a Flamers Paradise'' - Martjin

 

[Fitzy]

Dylan's last two posts were gold, Jerry.

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This should be moved to Flamers paradise.

You're just pissed you didn't create this thread.

 

[AntonTheGreat]

With further inspection i have come to the conclusion that every thread on FORZAINTERFORUMS could AT TIMES be called THE BULLSHIT THREAD!

 

[Ed.]

With further inspection i have come to the conclusion that every thread on FORZAINTERFORUMS could AT TIMES be called THE BULLSHIT THREAD!

Doesn't it make you AntonTheBullshit then at times you post in those bullshit threads?

 

[Fitzy]

King Avdíc disguised as Fitzy.


Dylan's last two posts were pure gold, Jerry.



You're just pissed you didn't create this thread.

Would like to thank you again for your edits but can't so I'll just tell you to get fucked.

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Devious... you forgot to thank me on an earlier post... If you don't thank you can get fucked too

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Doesn't it make you AntonTheBullshit then at times you post in those bullshit threads?

All great men bullshit at times... Look at me for example.

 

[Ed.]

All great men bullshit at times... Look at me for example.

Bullfitz.

 

[Devious]

Bullshit is the veins of life, it is the only motive of this world to go on and on, Bullshit is just a big word thrown around by big men who find it harder to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Bullshit is a fact. It's not an opinion. Bullshit is a declaration. It's not a dare. Bullshit is not potential. Bullshit is not temporary. Bullshit is everything. Cause when work, commitment, and pleasure all become one and you reach that deep well where passion lives, everything really becomes bullshit.

We come to this life to start wasting every moment we have on nothing but bullshit. we consume this world`s resources to continue living doing bullshit. We take somethings seriously while deep inside they are nothing but bullshit. Even when someone does something significant on the human level, in the end of the day it just passes by like a bull who has just took a shit.

Bullshit is life. And life is bullshit.

I`ll just quote William Shakeshit - To bull, or not to shit (from Hamlet 3/1+7=19)

To bull, or not to shit: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous shit,
Or to take arms against a sea of bullshit,
And by opposing end them? To die: to shit;
No more; and by a sleep to say we shit
The heart-ache and the thousand natural bullshits
That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Deviously to be wish'd. To bull, to eat shit;
To bull: perchance to dream: ay, there's the rub;
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come shit
When we have shuffled off this mortal shit,
Must give us fuck: there's the bullshit
That makes calamity of so long life;
It`s all useless because life is bullshit;

Bullshit here and bullshit there.. bullshit bullshit everywhere.

 

[Ed.]

Bullshitology by Bullvious.