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Why one is Hernandez and other Hernanes?
 

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I AM one time MAKING sexy with girl. i think she IS SUPER MODEL. SHE tell me SHE IS FROM the WALES but i know she IS BRITISH and I AM MAKE confused because of the CONVERSATION BEFORE. SO I banned her FROM my bedroom and RAN BACK to bulgaria.

if you KNOW WHA- oh... never mind. :lala:
 

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I AM one time MAKING sexy with girl. i think she IS SUPER MODEL. SHE tell me SHE IS FROM the WALES but i know she IS BRITISH and I AM MAKE confused because of the CONVERSATION BEFORE. SO I banned her FROM my bedroom and RAN BACK to bulgaria.

if you KNOW WHA- oh... never mind. :lala:

Based unpossible
 

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I AM one time MAKING sexy with girl. i think she IS SUPER MODEL. SHE tell me SHE IS FROM the WALES but i know she IS BRITISH and I AM MAKE confused because of the CONVERSATION BEFORE. SO I banned her FROM my bedroom and RAN BACK to bulgaria.

if you KNOW WHA- oh... never mind. :lala:

When you click "next page" and see this pop up. I will never get bored of this man.
 

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My brother supports Milan , our relation is excellent we even watch the derbies together and he was happier than me that Inter is in CL says this is good for the league.

Same here, I just don't live at home anymore so I don't remember the last game we watched together. I think it was the one with Palacio scoring.
 

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Any of you have siblings that support the rival team?

My lil brother was fan of Bobo Vieri...thought he would change his preference when Bobo moves to Milan. He said that he's moved when saw me crying after Inter lose against Lazio in 2002. Since that time, he loves Inter as a team.
 

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Yes, crying works.

My brother was on about to be jube fan back when I started supporting Inter, I made him cry a couple of times so he switched to Arsenal for few years, now he barely cares about football.
 

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I converted a cousin into Interism. Not a fanatic but still he could've went for Milan if not for me.

Another cousin is a rubentino and is beyond help.
 

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I AM one time MAKING sexy with girl. i think she IS SUPER MODEL. SHE tell me SHE IS FROM the WALES but i know she IS BRITISH and I AM MAKE confused because of the CONVERSATION BEFORE. SO I banned her FROM my bedroom and RAN BACK to bulgaria.

if you KNOW WHA- oh... never mind. :lala:

That's unpossible, how do you know if a girl IS SUPER MODEL?

Teach me master
 

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I have a sister, she doesn't care about football, yeah maybe if i teach her how to win bets and therefore cash then maybe... She will watch some football lol
 

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Yes, crying works.

My brother was on about to be jube fan back when I started supporting Inter, I made him cry a couple of times so he switched to Arsenal for few years, now he barely cares about football.

:lol:
 

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That's unpossible, how do you know if a girl IS SUPER MODEL?

Teach me master

usually when I AM MEET with a GIRL WE AM talking to each other and WE TALK ABOUT what we do. I SAY I make love to girls FROM ALL OVER WORLD and she usually says SHE IS SUPERMODEL. i am very HANDSOME and most GIRLS ONLY COME to me if they are 10/10 or HIGHER. i don't really TALK MUCH about my stories with GIRLS ON THIS forum because i think PEOPLE WOULD NOT believe some of MY STORIES because they ARE CRAZY. when i am next in EGYPT WE CAN MEET up (but not to make SEXY!! silly friend! :lala: ) but get DRINKS and maybe meet some MODELS.

ARAB GIRLS are my favourite. THEY ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL. last time I WAS IN egypt i meeted GIRL NEAR AL-HUSSEIN mosque and we MAKE EYE CONTACT. i have NOT GOOD at speaking WITH ARABIC, so i only KNOW SHE TELL ME she is model. so i TAKE HER back to hotel room and show her CAIRO TOWER, if you KNOW WHAT I have MEAN... :lala:
 

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low key was expeting him to say she terorized my cairo tower
 

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I almost died :lol: :lol:
 

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Same here, I just don't live at home anymore so I don't remember the last game we watched together. I think it was the one with Palacio scoring.

Same. My bro even introduced me to Serie A, kinda like the clubs' histories :) and weirdly enough, me supporting Inter had nothing to with him being a milan fan...
And like in tanori's case our rivalry is relatively friendly. I even supported Milan in 2005 and 2007. :eek:blivious:


Did I just come out as a Bbilan fan?
 

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I could've fuck my ex girlfriend a few days ago. But once I did that already after we broke up and she was thinking that we're together again which caused me SOME trouble GETTING AWAY. So this time I decided to think with my UPPER HEAD instead with the HEAD DOWN THERE, if you KNOW what I MEAN. :lala:
 

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I could've fuck my ex girlfriend a few days ago. But once I did that already after we broke up and she was thinking that we're together again which caused me SOME trouble GETTING AWAY. So this time I decided to think with my UPPER HEAD instead with the HEAD DOWN THERE, if you KNOW what I MEAN. :lala:

You can always tell her you cool being her fk buddy you just will never ever ever date her again
 
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