The Sex Thread (the do's and donts to getting laid)

[Uncommon]

The wait for That's Unpossible begins...

 

[Devious]

Ok, I thought we will be posting porno.

Im disappointed.

 

[Pimpin]

well you can do porn.. instead of watching.

 

[Fitzy]

Tip #4314717417 Never post a thread about how to get laid on a public forum.. your future gf might see it

Just reply with "it worked on you, didn't it..."

 

[Devious]

well you can do porn.. instead of watching.

I can? on this thread? :serious:

Where I should click, "Reply" ? or "Reply With Quote" ? I suppose I should end with a "Thank". I mean like.. oooh eeeeeh aaaaah I THINK IM GONA THAAAAAAAAAAANK!!! :awwwyeah:

blivious:

 

[AntonTheGreat]

I love the girls that i can text whenever i want, and they are happy as fuck to hear me! I make them wait and ignore them for a few days, then i text them and they beg for it!! gotta love dumb american girls!

 

[Pharaoh]

ahhh. this forum

Tip #4314717417 Never post a thread about how to get laid on a public forum.. your future gf might see it

oh you men..

So obvious you little freaks wanna give your input too, just don't want everyone to know your freaky side. :datass:

 

[JustinFCIM]

Oh does the word spread, idk how people in other countries are, but with the people i hang around with, i can't have sex without the world knowing!! hence the reason i only go for girls with no mutual friends on facebook!! :awwwyeah:

LOL

 

[KevinB]

I love the girls that i can text whenever i want, and they are happy as fuck to hear me! I make them wait and ignore them for a few days, then i text them and they beg for it!! gotta love dumb american girls!

Lucky you Belgian girls aren't that easy as all the others Americans and British are so fucking easy

 

[Cal]

This thread: pics or it didnt happen.

 

[Ed.]

pics or it didnt happen.

say it to That's Unpossible.

 

[AntonTheGreat]

can i legally post the pictures i have!? i dont wanna get banned lol! not that i post enough for people to notice hahahah

 

[Handoyo]

pics or AntonTheBluff

 

[AntonTheGreat]

now i'm tempted, hold on a tick...

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[Pimpin]

Respect pimpin

 

[Devious]

Ok. it`s on.

:challenge:

 

[AntonTheGreat]

difference being mine didnt come from google, although i wish i could have the numbers of three of those four girls posted!!

 

[Devious]

Ofcourse.

Back to main topic. I think there is no some special techniques or somekinda high standards that you should follow to get laid. Actually it`s not fucken rocket science, you born with a pussy or a dick, and it only became obvious what to do with it, it`s not a fucken invention, you`ll end up fucking someone sooner or later cause everyone around you feels the same like you. we are all born to fuck eachother, even fucken rats and insects fuck. I dont know why some people think that getting laid is such an UNpossible task! .. hell even That`s Unpossible got laid. what else do you want?

You might act like someone that you arnt and do things that doesnt describe your own personality thinking that something like that will make you look cooler and naturally get laid. It might be correct, but I dont believe in that BS. Ive always been myself, a crazy son of a bitch. some girls liked it, some didnt. I eventually ended up licking the ones who loved it. and they eventually loved it even more.

Just, I`d rather not getting laid ever than being a monkey clown to attract worthless bitches. But Im fed up, and I dont have to post pics to prove it. I prefer to kiss and NOT tell anyway. I`d rather post pics of me trying invent an atomic bomb or a rocket that travels in the speed of light insted of posting pics of me doing somethig like taking a piss or eating lunch or any other similar natural activities like fucking.

 

[AntonTheGreat]

girls love crazy

 

[Pimpin]

Anton dont take Devious serious, the only pussy he got is the 5 cats he has

(had to do it)