Éder

[Candreva Crosses]

Someone has hacked Pimp

He needs to control his prostitutes.

 

[tonyclifton]

Eder is the kind of person who would deliberately slow down his run to invite a defender to foul him when he's through on goal in a World Cup final with 3 seconds left during stoppage time in the second half of extra time, just so he can get the defender booked and win a free kick.

Fuck this motherfucker.

 

[CoolMan44]

I am starting to think this man may have a clause in his contract where he gets a bonus for every opponent he gets booked, doubling when the opponent gets sent off. I think even with his limited playing time, he has to be one of our top players in history in terms of getting opponents booked.

Funnily enough, his ridiculous waiting instead of passing to an open Karamoh actually led to our 2nd goal.

 

[ronnyle]

Eder is fucking trash.

 

[Candreva Crosses]

If Candreva is considered a 1 trick pony then Eder is a 0 trick pony.

 

[Besnik]

Completely useless. He hasn't done a single good thing in the game tonight.

 

[Muntari Akbar]

Eder is fucking trash.

I don't know how many times i've seen him trip over his feet to ruin a counter. It's seems it happens almost every other appearance.

 

[Harpsabu]

Piece of fucking shit. Sick of watching him. Karamoh should have came on instead of him, he offers you nothing at all

 

[Cuntdreva]

You can't be fucking serious!

 

[junkie]

this guy is an insult to useless

 

[ronnyle]

Piece of fucking shit. Sick of watching him. Karamoh should have came on instead of him, he offers you nothing at all

To be honest, Karamoh offered absolute nothing as well besides running the ball out of play himself. Koulibaly scared the boy shitless.

 

[Ziyad]

He should be the first player sold, not the first player subbed in

 

[JJM]

:yuck:

 

[ScottishInterista]

To be honest, Karamoh offered absolute nothing as well besides running the ball out of play himself. Koulibaly scared the boy shitless.

Karamoah had 6 minutes...

 

[Andrew77]

Absolutely wonderful we´ve got him tied up until 2021

 

[DIN011]

Absolutely wonderful we´ve got him tied up until 2021

Can’t believe we renewed his contract. He had a couple of years left what was the point even?

 

[Adriano@10]

Why does this guy still get minutes? And also wtf is up with the diving?

 

[Quantum]

Why does this guy still get minutes?

We're really short on options on the bench. That's been an issue since Luc Castaignos.

And also wtf is up with the diving?

That's kind of his shtick. I don't see him changing it unless the coach gives him some really harsh words for it, and not even that may help at this point.

 

[ADRossi]

Guys his diving is like our only attacking tactic

 

[Candreva Crosses]

We renewed his contract so that Real Madrid can't come and take him for cheap money.