The Sex Thread (the do's and donts to getting laid)

[Shaun]

I threw up in my mouth a little at that last part hahahah!

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oppinions: do girls honestly get more attracted to a guy who does not make them priority!? I thought this was just a myth, so i tested it on two of my girls. The one kind of called me out on it and texted me "why don't you like talking to me anymore?" i toold her i have no clue. But then she instantly tried setting up a date and crazy flirted with me via texts. Then we hung and she never seemed more into me. As for the second girl, i didn't really ignore her, just kind of made her seem less wanted with short texts. Again, she called me out on it, and the same reaction. Is this only american girls?

it's true. A guy instantly becomes more attractive once a girl realizes that he is a challenge. A lot of girls also are seemingly enthralled by "taming" a guy who usually doesn't commit to anything/anyone.

So basically they're stupid. We at least have the sense to have our wants determined by how hot someone is.

 

[Mino]

:milkrageface:

 

[Devious]

oh shit she`s grown damn hot legs.. (I know it`s the high heels but still).. FUCKEN :awwwyeah:
I love you Emma.. marry me, for one week or two.. ot three.. or four..!

 

[sanka]

Dev Watson :notbad:

 

[Fitzy]

Goin' to a wedding tomorrow night... Aiming to disgust as many ladies as possible with my overblown antics.

 

[AntonTheGreat]

:milkrageface:

She can play with my wand any day of the week!

 

[Fitzy]

Okay, my top tip is... if you are talking to some chick you like... start picking your nose and play with the shit. If she keeps talking... you're good as gold.

 

[Dylan]

I find picking their nose works even better.

 

[Fitzy]

I find picking their nose works even better.

You'll believe me when you try.

 

[AntonTheGreat]

is eating it considered playing with it? or is that crossing the line?

 

[Fitzy]

Can be...

 

[Shaun]

:milkrageface:

Am I the only one who just doesn't find her attractive at all? females are supposed to have curves...she has none. And she has a sour looking face.

 

[Devious]

I`d lick every inch of her body from her toes to her forehead, lick lick num munmmunm... :drool: Im sure that what That`s Unpossible would wana do too if you KNOW WHAT i mean :lala:

 

[That's Unpossible]

:milkrageface:

i'd give HER my NIMBUS 3000, if YOU know what i mean... :lala:

 

[Big Willy]

Happened to me yesterday (or today at 1-2am lol)

I met a girl, she seem to be naughty and shit. We started to talk like for 30 minutes, and well, we started to dance blah, blah... Couple of minutes after, things started to get cheveres, we started to make out and stuff... I grabbed her everything, nice boobs, big ass, pretty face, damnnn... anyway...

We kept in that way for like 10 minutes, so I told her straight up (since she's a whore): "Follow me upstairs, let's get a room". We left and when we were going up in the stairs she said "Will, I can't do this... I have a boyfriend..." I was like "what? seriously?" I told her nothing, but I was annoyed as fuck.

She left the house and I started to drink until 6am and still had the big ben down there if YOU KNOW what I MEAN :foreveralone:

That girl tbfh... I'll do my thing, mark it, bitch(es).

 

[AntonTheGreat]

Happened to me yesterday (or today at 1-2am lol)

I met a girl, she seem to be naughty and shit. We started to talk like for 30 minutes, and well, we started to dance blah, blah... Couple of minutes after, things started to get cheveres, we started to make out and stuff... I grabbed her everything, nice boobs, big ass, pretty face, damnnn... anyway...

We kept in that way for like 10 minutes, so I told her straight up (since she's a whore): "Follow me upstairs, let's get a room". We left and when we were going up in the stairs she said "Will, I can't do this... I have a boyfriend..." I was like "what? seriously?" I told her nothing, but I was annoyed as fuck.

She left the house and I started to drink until 6am and still had the big ben down there if YOU KNOW what I MEAN :foreveralone:

That girl tbfh... I'll do my thing, mark it, bitch(es).

Girls with boyfriends suck to begin with, but this one teased the shit out of you it seems haha

 

[sanka]

No worries you'll fuck her pretty soon Willy.

note dat.

 

[Big Willy]

Girls with boyfriends suck to begin with, but this one teased the shit out of you it seems haha

Ugh... I know that. BTW I didn't knew she had a bf, but even knowing that, I still would have gone for her, she was very hot.

 

[AntonTheGreat]

 

[Big Willy]