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I like comparing anuses (or ani for the educated posters here) belonging to attractive women to chicken wings- it’s the crust which you want to relish. I’m a connoisseur so washing the cocoa butter off in the shower is considered a criminal offense from my point of view.
Spent another morning uselesspieceofshitting. Woke up unusually early after a heavy night of drinking, wanted to get shit done so I drove to the tobacconist to purchase some Benson & Hejizz to save money. Planned to stop smoking but gave up after 1,5 days so I have to adapt now. Went back to bed and swiped through bitches and the most horrendous profiles one could possibly create on Tinder. A picture which has burnt itself into my retina is a girls pink dyed armpit hair, no face just the armpit. Hilarious stuff.
Will force myself out of bed to shove some rice and chicken into my mouth because I need to work out today.
Spent another morning uselesspieceofshitting. Woke up unusually early after a heavy night of drinking, wanted to get shit done so I drove to the tobacconist to purchase some Benson & Hejizz to save money. Planned to stop smoking but gave up after 1,5 days so I have to adapt now. Went back to bed and swiped through bitches and the most horrendous profiles one could possibly create on Tinder. A picture which has burnt itself into my retina is a girls pink dyed armpit hair, no face just the armpit. Hilarious stuff.
Will force myself out of bed to shove some rice and chicken into my mouth because I need to work out today.